I Feel Like Second Year Sirius Had A Phase Where He Forced Everyone To Call Him Siri.

Black Family Dinner:

Regulus, forgetting incest exists: Mum, Dad, what side of the family do I take after?

Walburga: …

Orion: …

Kreacher: …

Sirius, loving to make everyone uncomfortable: I think you look like Aunt Walburga on Dad’s side.

Bernard, pitching a theory to Tim and his family: … therefore, since Batman and Bruce Wayne clearly having something going on, Batman has to be Clark Kent, because he and Bruce Wayne are pretty flirty.

Bats: …

Tim, loving to see his boyfriend excited and loving to cause chaos: Okay, fair enough, but where does Superman fall into this?

Bernard, literally vibrating: okay so—

Everyone’s always like glow up this, glow up that, but you know who’s glow-up we never talk about?

HIS!!!!

Like look how he started out

Why does no one ever talk about the fact that Stephanie Brown is a vegetarian??? Like her and Damian bonding about being vegetarians and stuff. Imagine the possibilities.

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*

Jason Todd is my babygirl.

I totally want a de-aged Jason Todd fic where the batfam that didn’t know baby Jason meets him and absolutely falls in love with him and Bruce is an emotional mess along with Dick and Alfred because it’s baby Jason and they miss him but they know that baby Jason isn’t going to stay forever and they really want Jason back.

I feel like not enough people ship spideytorch…

I like the fact that Percy Jackson made me think of Chiron as one of those sweater vest wearing English teachers, but then Song of Achilles made think of him as a buff dude and now I think of him as the very rare buff sweater vest wearing English teacher.

Bat kids age order:

Babs (she’s an honorary kid)

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)

Tim

Duke

Damian