It Does… I Now Present You With Conchell (Connor Stoll X Mitchell [no Last Name Given])

Bat kids age order:

Babs (she’s an honorary kid)

Dick

Cass

Jason

Steph (she’s an honorary kid too)

Tim

Duke

Damian

You know that whole thing about how before James and Lily died Lily had convinced James to make Snape The Godfather of their second kid??

Yeah??

Well, I hate that. Fuck that. Remus was gonna be The Godfather of their second kid. Fuck Snape and his greasy hair.

Episode three of Naruto when Sakura looks at Sasuke dead in the eyes and says “You know why [Naruto]’s so annoying? It’s because he wasn’t raised right. He doesn’t have a mother or father. No one to teach him right from wrong. Think about it, he just does whatever comes into his head.” And she goes on to say that if she acted like Naruto her parents would be upset. Like I get that she’s twelve, but to say that about an orphan to the face of another orphan is fucked.

Is it just me or does anyone else love when Bruce calls Clark “Kal”?

I don’t care how nerdy or weird Stiles was in season one— how did no one openly have a crush on him!?

I’ve met a lot of weird-ass pretty mf in my life time. Literally all of them had bitches.

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

Okay, so sad sad headcanon— Mary MacDonald obligated herself and now she’s like living a normal life away from magic and all that stuff.

Will Solace and his siblings have got to be some of the pettiest mf out there.

AU where Wen Qing and Nie Mingjue were betrothed like Jiang Yanili and Jin Zixuan, but after Wen Rhoan basically kills Nie Mingjue’s father, the Nie elders— or whoever is incharge at that point before Nie Mingjue becomes clan leader— decide to end the engagement.

Childhood sweethearts to unwilling enemies :(( 💔