Latest Posts by jichan05 - Page 4

there are about 40 big ones.

12 of which everybody uses.

out of those none are the FA group.

(FA, DA, E621, Eka's Portal, etc)

sexy man

the bride and her ugly ass groom......

yep

that's what happened

Eka's Portal administration hits their head on another branch

of the stupid tree

cool

Leviathan, the master of the seas.

If you like this art, it's already available in my shop! There are prints, t-shirts, notebooks, bags, phone cases, pillows and more here.

Inspired by this.

I googled it.

There are over 600 pronunciations of his name.

Each one local a different part of China.

People on Tumblr are seriously arguing about the pronunciation of sauce. Hey why don't you ask the Chinese how to pronounce this guy's name?

#I roast my marshmallows with the fires of Hades

considering the fact that

Microsoft is buying the very concept of medical help

i believe it

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

but not true crabs

yep

if the plant doesn't naturally grow where you live

it is literally habitat destruction

not all the environmental issues

are the fault of faceless organisations

humans are very smart

this has the same vibe as

Princess Yue as the Moon Spirit in a style inspired by Alphonse Mucha.

🌸 This piece is available as a print here! 🌸

considering the fact that

Microsoft is literally buying the concept of medical help

i wonder just how made up this article is

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

It wasn't even the onion

what is the deal with humans and rectangles?

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.

enjoy the Microsoft branded vaccine that's on its way.

Corporate businesses love telling the story of protagonists that save people from disasters that the same protagonists were directly responsible for creating in the first place.

I wonder why that is.

THE TAGS

CONTEXT!

So a friend of mine said...

"I was walking my best friend home last night and they really needed to go but we were out in the middle of the street and I didn't want us to get caught by the cops so I picked up the turd and threw it into some random stranger's backyard."

ikr

Today's crab is: fully saturated

yikes

I just saw a commercial for a fossil fuel company with Mr. Blue Sky as the backing.

How do I tell them that the sky here is not in fact blue and that it's their fault?

this

As a child I had a crush on Bon Bon specifically from My Little Pony Tales. I hate bronies.

Before you say that having a crush on a pony makes me a brony..

Sir,

I am a pegasister.

I was literally the intended audience.

Also I was born in 2001.

Thems raised me right.

the wheel turns

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

OH

MY

GOD

catsharks can also do that

The pregnant stingray mystery has been solved

so there was a female stingray in an enclosure with 2 male sharks.

somehow it got pregnant.

did the sharks hybridise or was it a virgin birth?

neither!

stingrays can hold their breath for several minutes.

they can also leap and climb to a small degree.

the stingray escaped its enclosure, entered the male enclosure, had some fun, and then went back home.

You cannot make this up.

the term 'honest abe' isn't because he's truthful.

it's an old meaning of the word which means he promotes those who earned their own wealth.

people like Elon Musk for example inherited their wealth.

Abraham Lincoln would not have even given him the time of day.

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.

lemon or quince

lemon juice box 🍹

yes

The Eka's Portal admin is now banned from cheese and we also got some new members.

So apparently all cheese in the USA is held under the same company's rights and somehow God knows how the Eka's Portal administration somehow managed to get themselves banned from ever buying any of their products.

I didn't even know that was a possibility. I guess I never thought of it.

So apparently the Eka's admins cannot legally purchase any products containing cheese in the United States or any foreign products that contain American cheese i.e. things like Doritos.

Just how badly must you fail for that even to happen.

Apparently the only other person who is still living who is also banned was apparently responsible for a flood of boiling corn pottage that killed 12 people.

What the hell did Eka do?

=

On an unrelated note...

(i think)

Earlier today Eka banned more of their members.

So now we have a bunch of new people.

Apparently Eka banned them for being British.

They thought they were the same person.

Because they came from the same country.

Ooo...kay...

Well they seem really nice people.

(isn't everyone who gets banned from EP?)

Also they make games a lot.

They have a few hundred nomming games to their name.

They will fit in well here.

lol yes

All I want is mental peace.

cute

Tails sharing his love with the world!

Thanks to Tw1xx_Doodlez for allowing me to ink, color, and shade her original sketch!

lol true

hmm...

ha

I heard you like frozen milk

oh wow thanks. that was quite considerate to make this for me. ... XP ack! THIS IS SKIMMED!

cute

" My tears x.x forge teddy bears "

20/23 . X

the f-

lol

happy hearth's warming eve

lol

The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???