Sirius: James, Have You Seen Lily?

How did you get it exactly right?!?!?!?

You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark. (source)

Sirius: I am really bothered by the fact that gay marriage is illegal just because some people think it's disgusting. I think peas are disgusting but we're noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE!

James: What's wrong with you, peas are delicious.

Remus: Gay people are delicious too.

Sirius: no dessert for you until you eat all your gays.

Lily, just walking in: what

Remus, deadpan: be quiet and eat your gays

O wsnba see this so bad

legend has it that when hufflepuff wins the house cup the entire mamma mia soundtrack will be blasted through all of hogwarts while the entire house breaks out into a suspiciously choreographed dance routine

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

Holy shit dude

This sounds like… really important? What the FUCK Disney??

Draco: I want a baby soon. You were right. I want a family. I've always wanted a family, and I want one with you because I love you.

Hermione: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?

Draco: Yes, something like that.

Sirius: If we need more evidence, we will get more evidence!

Remus: Yeah, because that’s a really good way to solve crime isn’t it? Decide who’s guilty and then find out some evidence. I tell you what, why don’t we just lock him in a dark room and torture him until he confesses? That might be quicker!

Remus: (to James) ...why...why are you writing that down?

dere you go

I'm gay and want to launch Donald Trump into a dying star

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.