Latest Posts by khazdmazerb - Page 4

About to go fishing, found my mums old tackle box.

My dad does just call her ‘Hobbit’ yes.

A silly little comic I made.

Take it any way you like :)

A drawing of Thorin that baby Dis got ahold of and added some important details that the artist left out (sorry Dis)

We have one tiny hobbit sized chair in the living room and we have so many people in the house my dad has to sit in it haha, good guy.

Also speaking of dads, I have to stop getting the same tattoos as him it’s really embarrassing 😭 but I want a sick as fuck raven too

I’m not even part of this post but I wanted to mention Dori and how pretty he is

i love when Dori isn’t even in a fic but the author still throws in a line about how pretty he is. they’ll be describing a completely different character’s physical appearance and it’s like “yeah he’s cute but he’s not as breathtakingly gorgeous and perfect as DORI, now THAT’S a beautiful dwarf. have you seen his hair? his big strong arms? no, no dwarrow could compare to Dori. this one is fine tho. i guess.” and they’re always so right

All correct

it came to me in a dream

Elves yawn like snakes. Pass it on…

That cute little window of trans joy that is immediacy shattered by people trying to take away your human rights for.. *checks notes* being a person and trying to live.

A very sad tale indeed

(He did actually go the petting zoo, we visited him)

Here’s the backgroundy version before it was looking a bit scant with just the white

Thorin and Frodo, because I love drawing them together so much

Also I need to add that this literally took me 6:35 hours to draw 😭😮‍💨

“Come on my boy.. your papa is expecting us”

Thorin enjoys his father-son bonding time but he can’t help but get a bit emotional.

When did his little Frodo get so big?

WIP for ‘After Training’

Thorin and Frodo are going back home after a very busy afternoon of goofing around training.

He’s getting a little misty eyed remembering his nephews being that little and also realizing how tall his little half hobbit son is already getting.

Today I will try to use new brushes

I will be very brave

Also I went fishing

But I caught nothing so I wrote you all a poem to show my sadness:

Went fimshing

No fimsh

Only swogs

Honk bonk

Go away swogs

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

He would have ‘accidentally’ missed so many appointments and lied about flossing

RIP Bilbo Baggins, you would have hated having to go to the dentist

You can use ai to talk through your plans and get suggestions.

At IS a personal assistant.

Ai is NOT an artist or writer.

That’s your job. Further more. AI is really shite at writing so what your generating is also just rubbish.

Bilbo Baggins would hate you for using AI to generate stories instead of writing

Man I’m tired and I’m sorry for bringing up some less pleasing stuff on here but I feel the need to talk about this. So recently I’ve noticed an increase in people using chat gpt to write fanfiction, even some in the hobbit fandom. Ai “art” has been a pretty difficult topic for me for a while, yet I want to talk about it more and bring people to understand the consequences of it. But I think it’s also important to bring awareness to the other parties suffering from the usage of ai. I chose Bilbo for this cause I think it’s funny how these ai “writers” forget that Bilbo is an actual writer, so to use a tool that steals from other creators would be the worst insult to his craft

So here’s what Bilbo says:

And here’s what I say, tag your favourite writers to show them support!!

@stoadsie @belalubroski @fantasyinallforms @conkers-thecosy @lucigoo @wolfsbane-and-nettles

Something to say when someone says something really super:

“Oh god the canary is dead, everyone get out”

She holds us all together honestly

“um excuse me Thrain son of Thror king under the mountain asked for no pickles”

haii fris designnn :33 mostly based on the interp of her in sansûkh <33

That last chapter of SanSûkh almost got be gang. I’m still ugly crying

My wee niece is so cute, she’s only tiny and doesn’t really understand that me and my dad don’t do the same thing (he works with stone I work with metal) I gave her my dragon tail ring to play with and she looked up at me and goes you made this with grandad?” I puffed up a little admittedly when I said “No I made it all by my self” but I showed her my necklace and said “but he made this, it’s got fossils in it see?” And she asked if there was a dragon tooth in it.

(Her favorite thing to talk to me about it dragons now haha)

Just gonna.. just gonna squeeze in here

The math is mathing

I enjoy when people make the elves as creepy and upsetting as they actually are.

Gimli (who loves Legolas) looking at him looking down his arrow as he aims for a rabbit that seems far to far away to shoot: are you sure you can make that?

Legolas then takes the shot and slowly turns to Gimli with terrifying cat pupils and a very creepy sharp canined smile: I got him.

The hobbit fandom is so beautiful:

Oh this character has a physical disability, lets come up with 50 ways that their community will rally around them in a series universe accurate care methods to make their life easier.

Oh this character has brain damage of a learning disability? They are treated with the same level of respect and understanding as everyone else and what ever they are able to contribute from creating things to simply being present with their friends and family is enough

Oh this character is gender queer? Screw it let’s take the entire fandom and just remove gender constructs as we know them from several races. Making any sexism or homophobia seem as truly strange and off putting as it is not normal in these societies.

The hobbit fandom is based as fuck

My husband just said “I know nothing about Frodo except that he likes applies”

Frodo: 🐴

Bilbo master-burglar Baggins ruined Frodo

Baby Frodo: *shows Bilbo a new toy*

Bilbo: Oh, that's nice. Where did you get this from?

Baby Frodo: I got it from Farmer Maggot and his kids!

Bilbo: Really? When?

Baby Frodo, grinning: When he wasn't looking...

Can i reblog this 7 trillion times? This is the cutestestest thing ever. (No composure. I just woke up)

More family shenanigans...

The plot of ‘The hobbit’ with one small change to the story: Bilbo has a gun.

Which is a prequel to:

“Lord of the rings but Gimli and Frodo Samwise both have guns”

It’s been a while some here’s some more dwobbit Frodo

Headcanons/my canon with this version of Frodo

-Frodo loves the rookery and spends a lot of time up there, sharing Bilbos biscuits with his feathered friends

-Thorin makes Frodo a sword with a mithril core called Khazinul, or the silent fang. Light enough for his half Hobbit son to wield with terrifying speed and in near total silence.

-Frodo is never likely to become king unless it is for a very short time towards the end of his life, he will likely step out of succession all together unless something happens to both Fili and Kili. And as such Kili trains him to be Filis other guard and the pair of dark haired Durin men look like slinking shadows behind the future golden king of Erebor and so they are given the name ‘Dûmkhaz’ or ‘twin shadows’

-it wasn’t long after Erebor was reclaimed that Frodo came into the world and Thorin couldn’t justify dressing his son up too much while his people were still finding their footing so he got a lot of very over sized hand me downs, the only new items he got where knitted by Ori

I quit vaping because I started to keep like Gollum. Now it just sits inside my dresser and sometimes I look at it.

😔

Me, addicted to my phone: this is what Frodo felt like

Why is writing so hard. I know what I want to show you guys but WORDS!!!