Trying My Hand At Text Posts

charlos always and forever

10/10 use of free will. this will occupy a portion of my mind forever

gevin kausman

gevin kausman

theory: clay holmes is on the mets because without him the szn wouldn’t feel stressful enough to be proper mets baseball

if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat bro 💀🙏

i’m really tired today and this put tears in my eyes so thank you all

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

i just scrolled on my blog a little and realized my only two flavors of offseason post are "i'm gonna kill myself" and "i miss my wife." no lies here

anyone else thought team by mag.lo went “i got naked salsa” or just me

“oh yeah that reminds me of a post i saw, i didn’t reblog it but it should be in my likes somewhere/i should be able to search for it” do yourself a favor and give up bc that post is GONE

this was so silly but such a missed opportunity to ask senga. like cmon now

what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]

ANOTHER SOLID START FOR KODAI SENGA WOOHOOOOOO