I WAS TRANSLATING THE AENEID AND GOT TO NIMBŌ AND I WAS LIKE BRANDON IS THAT YOU???

oh you better BET

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

GET THE BROOOOOOOMS

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

my fatal flaw is thinking every post i make is gonna go viral

ANOTHER SOLID START FOR KODAI SENGA WOOHOOOOOO

I saw already don’t you worry🥰

my body had a reaction this is so attractive for no reason

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

IM GONNA SOB I CANT GET OVER THIS.

THEY FIT IN THE GLOVE

(Pics from official Padres instagram) the puppies are so cute, i’m gonna cry for the fourth time today 😭

if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat bro 💀🙏