I’m In This Picture And I Don’t Like It

nobody’s ready to accept the truth (that the mets/yankees rivalry is very lestappenesque in that they are sworn enemies but also the yankees will NOT stand for the mets getting swept by the brewers for their opening series and will proceed to sweep the hell out of them in 2025)

harrison bader is the sun therefore pete needs the lil glasses

A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep

with that being said:

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat bro 💀🙏

every single night i say Lord now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace like i'm not about to rpf it up in bed for like an hour and a half

browsing your own blog and seeing an ad and being like “what the shit did i post???” before realizing it’s an ad is the tumblr equivalent to hitting your ankle with a scooter

2 INNINGS??? THEYRE FEEDING US

Summary of the Aus25 gp