Latest Posts by kitteyrenlover - Page 8

IM CACKLING HELP

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

him and harrison bader would be an unstoppable duo. the cvnty crop top clan if you will

listened to baseball players describe some of Ichiro's weird outfit choices over the years and one of them was "belly shirt, capris, long vest" and since I can't find a photo, I had to doodle something quick on one of my breaks lol.

me: we really need to get this done… please work with me… come on…

my brain:

my brain: OH MY GOD! TODO LO MALO ÉCHALO PÁ’ALLÁ! OH MY GOD! DAME SALUD Y PROSPERIDAD🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason

why do drugs when you could get high on the niche intersection of your special interests

i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy

missing tags feels like such a rookie mistake bc i’m just trying to do my thing and all of a sudden alpha!adley rutschman died in a fire and the entire seattle mariners ensemble is getting freaky at the funeral

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

me rn (if you even care)

oh my god i fucking miss baseball

new entry in the cutie patootie masterlist

yuki yuki❄🍁

10/10 use of free will. this will occupy a portion of my mind forever

gevin kausman

gevin kausman

idiot got cum on the ball. rookie mistake honestly

every single night i say Lord now lettest thou thy servant depart in peace like i'm not about to rpf it up in bed for like an hour and a half

it me

don't talk to him he's angry.

liking one (1) f1 post and now my feed is entirely images of max verstappen looking like a little fish boy

i wish the inauguration was during baseball szn so we could see castellanos shock the world by hitting 800 homers over the span of one game

maybe phillies fans would be less upset over the mets ds win if they realized grimace was simply saving the country from economic ruin

they hate to see girlbosses winning

i just scrolled on my blog a little and realized my only two flavors of offseason post are "i'm gonna kill myself" and "i miss my wife." no lies here

theory: clay holmes is on the mets because without him the szn wouldn’t feel stressful enough to be proper mets baseball

cmon show a little cleavage bro its tasteful

home depot employee ahh fit

the money i would pay for this

soto realizing coming to the mets means he has to play w clay holmes again

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

same

we as a society don't appreciate how much of a cutie patootie kodai senga is