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Latest Posts by kitteyrenlover - Page 7
sports rpf is so fun. yes i watch this sport and i cheer for a team and i buy merch and i let the outcome of their performances ruin my mental health. but afterwards i go and read about my favorite little guy getting his back blown out by my other favorite little guy and that makes all of the anguish worth it
This omg fit deserves national recognition LOOK AT IT
many people have heard the story of horatius cocles defending the bridge but what they don't often tell you is that he had to swim through a river with a spear in his ass
two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy” and nando is on suicide watch
anyone else thought team by mag.lo went “i got naked salsa” or just me
Whys this mf built like a philosopher
when ppl ask why i want to start t and i can't tell them it's bc i wanna throw 90
no amount of sponsorships can change my mind that factor meals look awful
Charlos iceberg lore rated by how insane it makes me
Oh my big sweet pumpkin picking polar bear i missed you
NOOOO NOT LIKE THIS
@ twins fans: Take good care of him pls 🙏
oh you better BET
Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang
baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person
the switch between confused cigar-smoking winker and bbg winker and screaming helmet throwing winker gives me whiplash /aff
Jesse Winker, certified Babygirl ☺️🎀✨
A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep
with that being said:
it be like dat sometimes
@hal8001 Dachshund. I mean apparently dogs look like their owners and both dachshunds and f1 drivers are short so
That being said aaron judge is 6’7 and has dachshunds so the theory is falling apart at the seams
air jail for nino
baseball as a sport rlly edges you into the szn and i respect that:
first is caribbean league where you’ve maybe heard of 10% of the players and there are minimal stats and the camera quality is crunchy. but it’s live baseball!!
then spring training which is a whole arc of its own. you start and you’ve barely heard of any of the players. you get towards the end and the team is finally assembling but through it all there’s no strike zone and there aren’t many stats. but they’re your guys!!!
finally FINALLY the season starts and it’s so fantastic but the stats are either stationary stats from last season or those early season stat lines of like .500 avg over 6 pa. BUT ITS REAL BASEBALL YIPPEE!!!!
and to top it off there’s a chance your team is Bad™️ and then you’ve waited forever for a supremely disappointing season to be sad about. sometimes it’s awesome though!!
thank you for coming to my ted talk
live laugh love mlb players’ old tweets
Oh that would be me ☝️.
Honk shmimimi fighting crime shoooo mimimi
they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KODAI SENGA‼️‼️
MY GLORIOUS GHOST FORK THROWING KING I WISH YOU THE ABSOLUTE BEST OF BIRTHDAYS
tommy tightpants leaving me again
my fatal flaw is thinking every post i make is gonna go viral