When My Alarm Goes Off In The Morning

college is full of mature young adults trying to further their education

people actually jack off? kek. i just lightly touch a special nerve ending in my knee and i n

In light of the disappointing shortlist of actors up for playing young Han Solo in the upcoming spin-off, we should be reminded of the brilliant internet talent Jamie Costa.

I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.

These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)

These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.

These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)

Bae: Come over babe  Me: But there is this icy puddle between us Bae: I have salt deposits

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic