judge: yes plaintiff what are u suing for?
me: fraud. your honor how she gone be fine as hell wit no tagged/me
judge: dam u right this hoe wildn case closed
i mean, there’s typecasting
and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire— teacher:stop stop stop. where? student: hm? teacher:where’s the “b” ?? student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
If anyone is looking up for the chance in getting into entertainment and making a new generation of kids find some clues, it’s youre time to shine!
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
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