Facing The Greatest Fear 💀 By Thomas Sanders

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

You are born with the ability to see whether people listen more often to the angel or the devil on their shoulder, based on the opacity of each- if they listen more to the angel, it’s more solid and the demon is more transparent, and vice versa. You recently met a guy online and you’re finally going to meet. You go in for a handshake and glance at his shoulders, but you can’t see the angel. Only a solid demon.

anyway bye

Blossom Bubbles and Buttercup live with their rich white father who makes a six figure income in the STEM field and although they are racially classified  as Chemical Accidents they are white passing and experience white privilege. Their lack of understanding of intersectionality is further highlighted by their violent antagonism towards Him, a non-binary demon, and Fuzzy Lumpkin, a bear who lives below the poverty line. In this post I will examine the 

Me Watching Stranger Things

Me: All of these children are precious

A child: *murders two men in a second*

Me: Especially that one

Me at an outing: Hello there, how do you feel about [thing I like]?

Other person: I quite vehemently dislike [thing]

Me again, hurriedly placing sticks of baked bread in my knapsack: I must abscond from this unfavorable situation immediately

cats try the invisible wall challenge