Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere.

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

Me: *sees book with movie adaptation as the cover*

Me: *clenching fists* What have they done to you?

i miss early 2016 when Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer, and Bernie had a real shot, and Trump was a punchline instead of the literal embodiment of the black plague

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.