Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

Some are dark skinned

Some are light skinned

Some are big and some are small

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

But no matter what

If you put them together

And blend them up

They taste pretty darn good

me: how am i? really? as if u care lmao. im so SICK of small talk,. i want someone who asks about my day and MEANS it, wipes my tears and tells me im beautiful without make up on, but all boys do is lie.maybe love wasn’t made for people like me

walmart employee: ma'am,

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

say what you will about infinity war but the scene where the frog jumps out of tom holland’s mouth and kills thanos… poetic cinema

Holy shit, Bernie just popped off on the Senate floor

Santa Claus and a Demonic Tree worshiped by orphan children work together to kill a woman via electrocution  

stylized games on the ps2 and gamecube continue to look good in the year 2017

games that had no aesthetic other than “realistic”, however, look terrible and age the worst of all