Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.
offspring: d...da.....
parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?
offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you
parent: you're gonna go far, kid.
This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.
The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious
aesthetically I love like coffeehouses and coffee but I hate actually drinking coffee
the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment
We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes
I’ve spent an awful lot of the last few weeks feeling really helpless and angry, and wondering what the hell I can do, from here in Pennsylvania, as a disabled person so far from what’s going on. And I feel like, as a Jewish-owned business, NerdyKeppie should be doing something.
What I can do is donate my art and the profits from my work.
This includes several versions of this shirt and a 36″ x 26″ one-sided printed tapestry suitable for bringing to protests.
Please note: while some of these shirts may combine for our current ‘tops and bottoms’ sale, that won’t get any money to RAICES, so please don’t do that.
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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