Shit I Don’t Own A Single Confection What Do I Do If Human Children Come Knocking On My Door???

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

This is the only version of this meme that I will accept

the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao

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I love them

cop: we’re looking for a suspect in a convenience store robbery

other cop: have you seen this person? [hands me a surveillance photo]

me: I’m the robber

cop: I’m the cash register

other cop: I’m the vape cartridge display on the counter

me: haha… [shoves stolen money deeper into my pocket]