My Flatmate Has Just Rocked In With The Two Lesbianest Lesbians I’ve Ever Seen And Introduced Them

Hi.  This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic.  I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is not cool.  I’m not going to get lawyers involved, but I’d like to ask, very kindly, please stop.  Thanks, Al

Blocked! Do you think you are funny? Do you think you are funny?

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

hey can we see a comic about the princesses?? thanks!! :)

finish this sentence: im gonna f

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain