I Think It Was “aperture” Last Time I Went... But I Never Know When These Passwords F-ing Stop Being

i hate this dude with a burning passion. its just the same girl all over again. hes some russian dude who lives in japan n everyone thinks this is dope but like its all the exact same piece. he makes a living out of this

Facing the Greatest Fear 💀 by Thomas Sanders

I saw one of my local gyms was trying to get an all eeveelutions gym, so I’m like ‘cool’ and toss my Umbreon in, but when I went to check on the gym later to see if someone added the Flareon and Eevee we needed I saw this

Look at him! Of course he’s part of the Eevee family look at his ears. Nope nothing suspicious here, not at all.

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors

Use the see-saw as a scale first with 6 men on both sides. The side that goes up easier and stays up has the lighter man. Take that side and then split them up into 3 and 3, and again use the see-saw to determine which group has the lighter man. Once you have it down to a the lighter group of 3 take two from the group and use the see-saw as the scale, if one of these two is lighter than he is the lighter man, if they can balance than the remaining member of the group of 3 is the lighter man.

“There are 12 men on an island. 11 weigh exactly the same amount, but one of them is slightly lighter or heavier. You must figure out which. The island has no scales, but there is a see-saw. The exciting catch? You can only use it three times.”

GO!

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