Latest Posts by lilfeckingoblin - Page 6

jeff skinner should be the scariest mfer in the nhl. 1000+ games played, never been to the playoffs. saint of unfulfilled dreams, god of lost chances, ghost of glories never felt. he's the subject of a greek tragedy. he should be passed down in fables about the futility of man. complaining about early playoff exists should invoke his wrath like the living embodiment of hubris passing judgement upon thee. he's a hockey eldritch horror straight out of your nightmares. his name should be spoke with the reverence of a martyr.

i don't need your love

series: i was made for loving you (ongoing series)

fandom: Men’s Hockey RPF

pairing: Roman Josi/Nico Hischier

rating: Teen

word count: 11.2k

work summary:

Nico swallowed. “You’re serious. You actually arranged a marriage between me and the Crown Prince of Switzerland?” he asked, trying to keep his voice calm and steady. It was very hard work, because Nico was not at all calm and steady on the inside. In fact, he was very much the opposite.

The arranged marriage au I’ve been working on!! Please give it a read if you’re interested in this pairing 🩵

a hockey player bleeding sluttily can be so personal...

in order: calle jarnkrök, zdeno chara, yanni gourde, evgeni malkin, travis konecny, tye kartye, ryan lindgren (x2), jack drury, tom wilson, john marino, nathan mackinnon, matt rempe, jamie drysdale, nicolas deslauriers, trent frederic, anders lee, patrice bergeron, morgan rielly, anders lee, connor mcdavid, charlie coyle, kris letang

HUG! YOUR! TINY! CAPTAIN! BOSTON BRUINS ROUND 1 GAME 7

romance!! edmonton oilers @ florida panthers, 10 june 2024 stanley cup final, game 2

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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

on a scale of 1 – sway how loved is your goalie? THE BEARS SURVIVE ROUND 1

get a room

game fourteen puck ➡️ chucky

hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went

cole & savvy — canadiens embedded (long island, ottawa, and detroit)

qmjhl-era curls | for @rimouskis:)

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went there and everyone knew mitch marner

btw this is what connor mcdavid let break his heart

have u guys considered that maybe connor mcdavid just experienced a wildly homoerotic friendship during his formative years and it endedbadly so thats why hes like that.

Via ellie's ig | 29.5.2024

🥺🥺🥺🥺

here’s an assortment of players in pride merch that didn’t get posted :)

TELL ME THIS ISN’T FOOTAGE OF A PUPPY LEARNING HOW TO USE A CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME I’M SOBBING HE CANNOT GET ANY MORE ADORABLE

falling on a goalie and not immediately getting up??? preposterous thats in violation of the love goalie act of '49. GUARDS. GET HIM.

as always, life imitates art and its beautiful

forsy blocking leon from helping davo as matthew puts davo in a headlock its very super villain has the love of you life in their hands and is taunting you with harming them and when you go to rescue them their goon stops you so youre forced to watch them suffer or something or other

also the ref tapping matthew hard to get his attention as he froths from the mouth and motioning roughing so intensely that matthew flinches away because he thinks hes about to get backhanded and going NO! YOU DROP CONNOR RIGHT NOW OR YOURE GETTING BOOKED FOR ROUGHING

that is a princess YOU TREAT HIM NICE STRIPES YOU HEAR ME

the ref scolding matthew so hard wow now he has 2 disappointed fathers

also benny trying to slash an oiler (persumably 18) on a driveby but the refs immediately catch it and stop it lmaoooo

please remember it was 18 who fell on bobby and not 97 and yet matthew grapples davo first the second he enters the scrum

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24

Day 53 of offseason gifs - Sid tries WWE - In The Room S04E04

the pride flag on the hockey stick is so iconic

noah kahan met jake middleton and tweeted this. and i can’t blame him

↳ ROMAN JOSI POSTGAME | NSH v. CHI | 4.12.24