Latest Posts by lilfeckingoblin - Page 7

Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

sui vs aut | 12.05.24

i sighed (again)

John Hayden appreciation re-post

same, guys | pens vs rangers, 9 march 2021

another day another slay for the edmonton oilers’ jesse pujuljarvi

he’s out there collecting big bodies like they’re pokemon

sometimes hockey twitter gives you gifts

this is. um.

the happiest boy to ever be eliminated

tyler seguin | DAL @ EDM | 06.02.2024

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

he's perfect in every single way

Tyson: I think I won for sure, he giggled the entire time.

Bayne also posting the framed pride jersey story does in fact have me in my feelings.

& I love that of all the stories Tys probably had about Sid (a guy he's played for Canada with, who was a groomsman at his wedding) he chose that one. like it obviously doesn't change the structural problems embedded in the league and the sport all the way down, but it's such a tangible way to show Bayne he belongs in hockey, too.

saw someone post a cropped sid version but had to grab the full version to include tyson

"It’s trade deadline week in the NHL, which means the worst armchair GMs you know haven’t slept in four days, have sixteen tabs of CapFriendly open, and are tweeting an endless stream of terrible suggestions."

Read our staff's worst trade proposals here.

rosco's description of natemac fridge got me💦

"nobody laugh" 💀💀💀 fuckin love that he can laugh at the game time dogg version of himself afterwards

Empty Netters podcast episode 86 Ross Colton: Nathan MacKinnon is the best player in the NHL

2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

Are they - holding hands?

No. Don't answer that question. Just let me have this. Why can't you let me have this?

Make a gif of Sid getting his pants tied by the ref

happy friday!!!

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

I am Looking disrespectfully

We’re Not Going Home: The 2020 Dallas Stars Playoff Run

EDM vs CGY - round 2, game 1 | 05.18.22

an incredibly long suffering claude giroux realising he has to go rescue timmy again

flyers @ sens || 14.10.23