*the collector frees jevil*
Jevil: "Now I am free, free. And we can play play!"
Collector: "OH Cool. What kind of game are we gonna play?! I love games!"
Jevil: "oh it's just a simple numbers game. When your hp reaches zero, YOU LOSE!"
Collector: "Aw man, I hate math"
They have antlers? Are they trans?
(I'm so fucking sorry I have to make this joke)
something about horns and hair strands
They might be in this very room, they might be you, they might be me, they could even be...
be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now
A Bug’s Life, 1998
Classes I've played: paladin, rogue, sorcerer, wizard, ranger, cleric, artificer, and fighter
*quickest draw of the west, shooting you in the kneepcap*
It's a big iron 😉
Hilarious to me that Josh Sawyer retweeted this
Is it really? I'm almost always very wrong.
Twitter users will not survive the winter
Hmmm. Sex. Wonderful
Wild magics your blog
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