*quickest Draw Of The West, Shooting You In The Kneepcap*

Me irl. Probably. I never got diagnosed.

Me: *rolls the dice*

Dm: "what'd you roll?" <can't read music

Me: "ummmm. A nat 20!" <also can't

Dm: "-_- the 4th nat 20 in a row"

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

I gave you water so you can breathe, how's this?

being held would be nice I think

Is it really? I'm almost always very wrong.

Twitter users will not survive the winter

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr's built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

Hydra but it's a herbivore. It's basically just a 7-headed Apatosaurus.

"they do move in herds! oh wait no there's just one"