Me: *rolls the dice*
Dm: "what'd you roll?" <can't read music
Me: "ummmm. A nat 20!" <also can't
Dm: "-_- the 4th nat 20 in a row"
For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.
Hmmm yes. Seems like the bots are getting smarter. They REALLY know who to target.
Just saw a porn bot post tagged with #asexuality
I'm so fucking tired.
Gentlemen. This is a bucket
That's definitely a ghost
*the collector frees jevil*
Jevil: "Now I am free, free. And we can play play!"
Collector: "OH Cool. What kind of game are we gonna play?! I love games!"
Jevil: "oh it's just a simple numbers game. When your hp reaches zero, YOU LOSE!"
Collector: "Aw man, I hate math"
found a pillager outpost in a cherry grove so i remade it in pink
God this image is fucked. I really hope he's not but it looks like he's using his kid as a human shield. Such a horrible fucking person
Gee, and why would people want to do that? Did you do something that pissed off that many people or something?
Blessed Hat