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Time family AU

Teacher : Your child was in a fight.

Doctor!11 : Oh no, that’s terrible!

Mom Kaya : Did they win?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Barry : You have to apologize to them len.

Leonard : Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

It's so them 😭

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?

Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

*at an mission*

Barry : Can you carry me on your back, like you did with Caitlin?!

Mick : I don't think Snart would like that.

Barry : *pouts*

*Later*

Barry : *Getting carried by Mick*

Snart : What the hell??

Mick : What was I supposed to do? Say no???

Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...

Tony : As you should be.

Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-

Tony : As. You. Should. Be.

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

Snart made this post 😂

AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

Time family AU

Dean : Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Dean : ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Thomas : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Steve : So did their neck.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Time family AU

Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.

Bruce : No way! And…?

Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.

Bruce :

Bruce : Why?

Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

Bruce : No.

Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Can we talk about the obvious lack of time travel fic in supernatural? I'm totally outraged, where are the hundreds of fanfics where Dean goes back in time and fixes all the problems? (bonus point if Sam is with him)

I'm not going to say I'm disappointed, but I am. :(

Anyway, if you have time travel fic (with Dean) to suggest to me I'll take it :')

Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Stephen :

Stephen : I like you.

Barry : Hey how are you?

Snart : I would die for you.

Barry :

Snart : I mean, I'm good and you?

Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.

Robin : No.

Steve : Why not?

Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.

Steve holding up Will and El : 7!

Time family AU

Sherlock : Harley, I need some advice.

Harley : You need advice from ME?

Sherlock : Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

-

Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

-

Jenny

Doctor who

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Barry : What are you in the mood for?

Snart : World domination.

Barry : That's a bit ambitious.

Snart : You are my world.

Barry : Aww...

Snart :

Barry :

Snart :

Barry : OH!

Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?

Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

-

Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

-

Jenny

Doctor who

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Damian : You use emojies like a straight guy.

Tim : It's literally the worst thing you ever said to me.

Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

Oliver picking up the phone : Hello?

Barry : It's Barry.

Oliver : What did he do this time.

Barry : What ? No! Oliver it's me !

Oliver : What did you do this time.

Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!

Barry TDI

Barry

Profession : CSI

Artifact : Red Bracelet.

Personality: Basic Barry.

More : He can't stop talking.

Strap: Red/Yellow.

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Bart

Profession : Police officer.

Artifact : Red Coat & Glasses.

Personality: Badass and Protector of Others.

More : He smokes.

Strap: Red/Black.

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Bar

Profession : Secretary

Artifact: Red Earring & red Heel

Personality : Flirting & Cheerful,

Plus : He wears skirts and he's Singh's favorite

Strap: Red/Pink

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Bartholomew

Profession : Doctor.

Artifact : Red Watch.

Personality : Cold, calculating.

More : He's the only one who doesn't really like Joe

Strap : Red/White