Latest Posts by lukas-dusk - Page 4
Tony texting Pepper
Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Pepper : Please stop talking.
Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?
Robin : What kind of hints?
Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.
Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.
Robin : That isn't a hint.
Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.
Tony : I have a plan!
Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.
Tony : …
Rhodey : …
Tony : I no longer have a plan.
Steve : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety! I’ll wait.
Robin : You and me!
Steve : *tearing up* Ok...
Kevin : How do you sleep at night knowing people Hate you?
Crowley : With the fan on~
*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!
Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
Caitlin : Who do we know that has handcuffs?
Barry : Well Len and I-
Joe : *elbows Barry*
Barry : ...wouldn't know.
Robin : *clicks pen*
Steve : *clicks pen in response*
Eddie : Stop that.
Steve : Stop what?
Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
Eddie : ...
*Later*
Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Just constantly thinking about Steve Addams. I will fight you all for him, for his existence 🙇♂️
Time family AU
Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Mom and Dad compilation
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Doctor : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Kaya : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Doctor : Honey, is that legal?
Kaya : When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Kaya, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Doctor!12 : A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Kaya :
Kaya : Water you doing?
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Police Officer : You have the right to remain silent.
Doctor : I choose to waive that right!
Doctor : *screaming*
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Kaya : So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Doctor and not do the thing,
Kaya : Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Kaya : *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Doctor, to Kaya : Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.
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Doctor : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Kaya : All the time.
Doctor : Then you should be used to it by now.
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Kaya : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Doctor : Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kaya : Go the fuck to sleep Doctor.
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Kaya : Everyone has a toxic trait. Except my husband, they’re perfect.
Doctor : Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon!
Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
People feel like they have to... Justify their ships now? When the hell did that start? Ask me why I ship something and it's like, the characters were in a room together one time. The fuck more do you expect from me?
Coldflash.
one of the most ship dynamics of all time
Dean : I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows!
Charlie : I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Siblings
Iris : Barry, I'm sad...
Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!
VS
Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...
Snart, nodding : mood.
Gabriel : What if people had food names and food had people names?
Dean : Hey, spaghetti, we're having Kevin for dinner!
Sam : What is wrong with you people?
Crowley : Shut up, chocolate.
Peter : We need a distraction.
Matt : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Wade, whispering : My time has finally come.
Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.
Hermione : I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Ron looks over at Harry and Draco fighting each other : Is it “sexual tension”?
Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?
Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.
Lisa's First Crime
*Lisa and Snart looking at a locked gate into a park*
Kid Lisa : Aw. :(
Snart : You know what they say.
Lisa : Lenny Please don’t-
Snart : BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Lisa : Frick-
Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Sam : Um...Neat.
*later*
Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?
Sam : Didn't you thank him?
Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.
Caitlin : Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
Barry : I- what?
Snart : My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.
Lisa : It’s called connotations.
Cisco : Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."
Mick : Great news! Language is now banned!
I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏
Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?
Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!
Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*
Castiel : You're adorable.
Dean : *blushes*
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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.
Castiel : Because he have little hands.
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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?
Dean : Did you ask Castiel?
Steve : He said no.
Dean : Then why did you ask me?
Steve : He's not the boss of you.
Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.
Dean : Getting gayer.
Steve : Thank you, Dad.
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Dean : *yawns*
Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.
Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Robin : Made you all playlists!
Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.
Steve : What did you do?
The party :
Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Having wincest in my "For you" makes me want to die 😄👍
Dean : Hey Sammy!
Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : What the fuck????
Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?
Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Castiel :
Castiel : See ya. *leaves*
Dean :
Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!
Sam : Are... you sure?
Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!
Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--