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How Supernatural Should Have Ended
Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...
Everyone : Of course *they leave*
Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Dean : Yeah, no duh.
Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.
*Barry holding his baby*
Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.
Iris : Barry, I know you snuck out to see Snart last night.
Barry : If you tell Joe I swear I’ll murder you, and he'll never find the body.
Iris : Five bucks?
Barry : Fine.
Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.
Dean and Sam : Years of practice.
*Barry holding his baby*
Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.
Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.
Matt : I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Peter : And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Cisco : Please, Barry, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Barry : I’m sorry Cisco.
Cisco : I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Barry : It has to be done.
Cisco :
Barry :
Cisco :
Barry : *Places +4* Uno.
Gabriel : What are your adjectives?
Sam : …You mean my pronouns?
Gabriel : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Sam : …I dunno. What are yours?
Gabriel : Noisy and chaotic!
Sam : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
*Everyone is giving advice to Sam*
Jody : It's okay to ask for help.
Bobby : You're not a burden.
Dean : Murder is okay.
Castiel : Your feelings matter.
Reblog, or Dean Winchester is straight
Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sam : Yeah, he did.
Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?
Sam : Yeah, you did.
Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dean : *raises hand*
Castiel : *puts his hand down*
Lisa : Do you love Barry?
Snart : Yeah, I do.
Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.
Snart : I thought that was implied.
Mick : ...
Lisa : ...
Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.
Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Bucky : So you like cats?
Tony : Yeah.
Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Barry texting Iris
Barry : Bad news—Cisco locked himself outside of his own house.
Barry : Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Barry : Bad news—Cisco finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies.
Barry : Good news—a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it.
Barry : Bad news—it was Snart, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he'll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He know.
Sometimes I read posts on Tumblr from 10 years ago, and I regret not having signed up before, but then I remember that I was 6 years old ten years ago :^
Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.
Wade : Hey Peter?
Peter : Yeah?
Wade : What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Peter :
Peter : ...What.
Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?
Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?
Tony : Bro-
Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Castiel : I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life, Dean and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Dean.
Dean : Jack, what do you have?
Jack : A KNIFE!
Dean : Okay, have fu-
Sam : NO!
Computer : Please enter a password.
Snart : *type Barry*
Computer : Your password is too weak.
Snart : How fucking DARE YOU-
Jonathan : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Argyle : Weight loss? Drink water.
Robin : Clear skin? Drink water.
Steve : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them
Everyone :
Tony : God, if only someone loved me…
Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*
Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*
Quill : *has balloons and a card*
Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.
Eddie : We're having a kid!
Dustin : Oh, congratula-
Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.
Barry : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Oliver : What did you do.
Barry : Nobody died!
Oliver : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!