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Jack : The floor's lava!
Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*
Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*
Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.
Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.
Charlie : Tackle him!
Castiel : Dump him.
Jack : Kick him in the shin!
Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Gabriel : What are your adjectives?
Sam : …You mean my pronouns?
Gabriel : No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?
Sam : …I dunno. What are yours?
Gabriel : Noisy and chaotic!
Sam : I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.
Castiel : If I fall…
Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.
Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?
Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Crowley : *watches these four interactions*
Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?
Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.
Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Sam : Um...Neat.
*later*
Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?
Sam : Didn't you thank him?
Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.
Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
Chuck: okay, who broke this
Michael: Gabriel
Lucifer: Gabriel
Gabriel: Gabriel
Chuck:
Gabriel: fuck
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Gabriel: how sad
Lucifer: are you okay?
Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money
Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya
Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci
Lucifer: That's what bros do
[Later]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: wait a damn minute
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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?
Dean: let's see...
Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito
Jack: why are you like this?
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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?
Dean: wha- really?
Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk
Dean:
Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car
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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet
Jack: I've been doing this for three years
Jack: now I have more than 1000$
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Cas similing:
Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face
Sam: what the hell, why?
Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun
Dean: I'm gonna hit him
Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...
Dean:
Dean: no.
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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this
Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you
Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.
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[texting]
Dean: hi
Castiel: hello
Dean: hola
Casyiel: come eat ass
Castiel: NO
Castiel: estas***
Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE
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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic
Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?
Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Sam: no, you idiot
Gabriel: OH OH OH
Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM
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Castiel: how do you feel?
Dean: I do not