My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old. Here’s my impressions so far:
Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal. Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.
Age 1 - 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them. There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.
Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.
Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”
Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny. And they’ll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.
Petition to add more disabled magical creatures in fantasy
Like picture a mermaid. When they have to be on land their tail turns to legs, but because their body is used to lower gravity their joints tire easily and are chronically in pain.
Also depending on how deep in the ocean they live, it’s likely they have circulation problems because their body is used to the water pressure holding everything where it needs to be and now their blood is always fucking pooling in their legs and they have to wear compression socks everywhere.
Wheelchair user mermaids. Partially/fully blind mermaids because who needs to see when there’s no light at the bottom of the ocean?
Mermaids with sensory issues who have to wear headphones all the time because sound is so much louder up here on land and they are constantly overstimulated. And also the sun is simply Too Bright™.
Mermaids who have POTS because in the water postural changes make no difference and their bodies don’t know how to stabilize with so much gravity.
I’m really fixated on the mermaids rn but PLEASE feel more than welcome to add more!!!! I wanna hear about disabled dragons
I cannot understand how some people "don't know how to portray Gaz" in fics, if we literally have this clip
Like, it's enough to understand so much! His sense of humour, his relationships with Kate and Price, his sarcastic chill energy. It's all right in front of you, just open your eyes!!
let's recap what we've learned about the United States in the last few days.
things that are terrorism:
allegedly shooting a healthcare CEO whose company generated more pure profit (not revenue, profit) in a year than the GDP of 94 countries, exclusively by denying coverage to people who pay for it
a 42-year-old mother of 2 using the wrong combination of 7 words during a heated conversation with a call center employee at a health insurance company who was in the process of denying her health coverage.
things that are not terrorism:
mass shooting in a Black church to incite a race war
going to a BLM protest specifically to kill protestors
a neo-nazi running over a crowd of people, killing a woman
targeting and killing 23 latinos in an el paso, texas walmart
killing 12 people in a theatre, shooting 58 others, rigging your apartment with explosives
a QAnon groyper killing 7 and shooting ~50 at a 4th of July parade
killing 3 people and shooting several others at a Planned Parenthood in defense of the unborn
stalking someone relentlessly and then killing them and their child despite months of the victim making police reports
any one of the 1,200 murders committed by US police yearly, the vast majority being minorities
tightening your border while ~100 immigrants (including children) drown every year in the Rio Grande
United Healthcare killing an unnknowable number of elderly people by using faulty AI to deny medically necessary coverage
Aetna killing a woman by refusing to cover her cancer care
Blue Cross killing a 6-year-old by denying her appendicitis surgery
Cigna killing a 17-year-old child by denying her liver transplant
the pharmaceutical industry killing half a million people with opioids in the name of producing revenues in 2023 that rivaled the GDPs of countries like Spain, Mexico, and Australia.
the United States killing 45,000 people a year because they can't access health coverage
make sure you keep this guide handy the next time you find yourself interacting with your insurance company or any other millionaire, billionaire, or an individual who is part of a protected class such as a CEO or president of a corporation.
types of fantasy subgenres - writing help
high / epic fantasy - a genre of fantasy that holds its own world and creatures. examples of this could be J.R.R. Tolkien's LOTR, or C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia
low fantasy - a genre where there are regular magical happenings in "our" world—such as a magical school, or people with magical abilities. this could be found in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter, or Studio Ghibli's Spirited Away
urban fantasy - essentially low fantasy, only it takes place in an urban setting such as a big city. an example of this is Cassandra Clare's City of Bones
sword and sorcery - fantasy that is centred around swords, magic, and witchcraft. it is a subgenre of high fantasy. a book is Robert E. Howard's Conan series
dark fantasy - fantasy elements mixed with horror. The Atlas Six, by Olivia Blake
fable - a story with a moral lesson
arthurian fantasy - anything derived from the tales of King Arthur (the Sword in the Stone, etc.)
crosswords fantasy - essentially where the main character crosses between their world and a fantasy world. an example of this could be Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland
dragon fantasy - what it sounds like.
historical fantasy - a cross between the historical fiction and low fantasy subgeneres. it could be set in a royal court filled with goblins, for example, in a time that was once present on earth.
reasons to watch rise: "hm? yeahyeah, whatever leo said is probably right."
"Anyone can remember the important stuff, can you remember the trivial stuff?"
The Characters and the Fiction
Tips for writing about pirates
10 Tips for writing pirate fiction
Types of pirates 1
Types of Pirates 2
Not Even Pirates Spoke Pirate
6 Absurd Pirate Myths Everyone Believes
Ten Facts About Pirates
Life
What did pirates drink?
Pirate Life
Oh to be a Pirate
Real life pirates
Real-life pirates of the caribbean
Ten Facts About Anne Bonny and Mary Read
Historical Female Pirates
Women Pirates, Female Pirates in Story
History of Black Pirates
Raids, Not Race, Were What Mattered to Black Pirates
Wikipedia’s List of Pirates
Historic Periods
The Golden Age of Piracy
1680-1730: Pirates and Anglo-American Piracy in the Atlantic
1700-1725 The Golden Age of Piracy
Big Cities during the Golden Age
The Ships
Category: Pirate Ships
6 Famous Pirate Ships
Ship Parts (possibly flawed but very long list)
Ship Parts
Definitions of Caribbean-used Ships
Positions and Duties on Board of a Pirate Ship
Weapons and Fighting
History of Pirate Weapons
Pirate Weapons
Sword Fight and Pirates
Writing Sword Fight Scenes 101
For Writers: How to Write Sword-Fight Scenes
Books
Villains of All Nations
The Pirate Primer: Mastering the Language of Swashbucklers and Rogues
Popular Pirate Fiction Books
Websites
x The Way of The Pirates
x Historic Naval Fiction
x The Pirate King
x Swashbuckler
x Pirates & Privateers
-Alex
i am just CRANKING out the masterposts. linked to original posts whenever possible. enjoy!!
100 beautiful words
name generators
plotting made simple
places to put character descriptions
guide to fantasy
how to passive voice
research resources
regular masterpost i’m including bc of all the writing/grammar links
for writers creating their own worlds/characters
who and whom how to
ways to avoid saying the word ‘very’
several ways to find the word you’re looking for
look up illegal stuff in a legal way
deflate inflated phrases
rhymes made easy
start the story
good character traits ref sheet
character traits generator
write real people
limits of the human body
best yet most infuriating writing advice
seven steps to the perfect story
100 ugly and beautiful words
quick guide to myers briggs personalities
eye shapes for writers
four temperaments
tip top writing tip
visualize your character’s house
random writing tips
castle terminology
kurt vonnegut’s rules for writing fiction
words that describe a voice
surnames/last names masterpost
random city/name generators
character building stuff
size comparison
build a realistic character
here’s why every word is important
hemingway writing checker
ideas for character flaws
if you think writing a book is easy, read this
cis person writing trans character? read this
stages of deterioration in the human body
resources for writing character bios
stuff u should know about all ur characters
the dub really does hold up surprisingly well. also what the fuck