Eurylochus: Are You Really Going To Trade The Lives Of Your Own Crew Just To MAYBE See Your Wife Again?

I was playing animal crossing w my boyfriend and he pointed out how that game also had a sort of father figure with twins under his care so uh

The one who waits (extremely chill version)

Watching the minecaft movie.

Lets see how this goes

Odysseus is best dad

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Captain we're all dead

nari with the shitten

should i make a pupigoat version?

little guy

spider son!

Pov me rn

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

I love how the ithica saga listening party became a full on performance at some points but one of my favorite moments is Jorge holding Mico in “just a man”(and also the part where they all just give him their glasses)