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Odysseus: No, you're cuter
Penelope: No, đșđ°đ¶'đłđŠ cuter
Odysseus: No, đźđ€đȘ'đ§đ cuter
Telemachus: There are literally over 100 people dead in our house, guys.
My entire musical taste revolves around these two. I'm not complaining; I love listening to it with edits
Hermesâs smile was tinged with sadness, something unusual for the god. âHello, old friend.â
âHello, Hermes.â Odysseus pulled his gaze from his body, wrapped in the funeral shroud lovingly made by Penelope, to the bag in his hands. His fingers clutched it tighter, and he looked up at the messenger god. âDo you think theyâll hate me?â
âThey will be angry, but they could never hate their captain.â Hermes took Odysseusâs hand. âItâs time to go.â
Hermesâs hand tightened, so much that Odysseusâs spectral hand would have felt crushed under his godly strength. His feet left the ground, going faster and faster and faster, trailing behind Hermes like the trail of a shooting star. Maybe thatâs what he looked like when he delivered souls, Odysseus didnât know.
His feet touched down on the bank of the river Styx, where over six hundred familiar faces currently waited. Odysseusâs feet hit the ground soundlessly a moment later. This would take some getting used to.
âGoodbye, Odysseus of Ithaca. Iâll⊠Iâll miss fighting by your side.â
That may have been one of the most genuine things Hermes had ever said. Odysseus smiled and fiddled with his bag. âHermes? Thank you.â
âDonât thank me, friend, you died,â he said. âGood luck.â
He vanished with a blur of orange light.
Odysseus took a deep breath. It was time.
He walkedâslowly, so slowlyâtowards his old crew. One by one, they turned to face him. Their eyes fell on his bag, and his old, wizened face, proof of a long life. Odysseus wanted to hide it, but he knew he must remain confident in his decisions from all those years ago.
âComrades.â His eyes fell on two faces he longed to see- one tall, clean-shaven man with dark skin, and one man with a red cloth headband and a mess of curly hair. âFriends. I come after years of keeping you waiting, and for that I beg your forgiveness.â His eyes fell upon Eurylochus. âBut I hope that this can sate your desires to leave this place.â
His hands tugged at the string keeping his bag together, and it came undone, almost as if it were waiting for this moment. Six hundred men saw it open, and a murmur went through them. It contained goldâso much gold that they could all get across the river.
Whispers turned to murmurs, but nobody moved forwards to come get a coin. A huge gap remained between Odysseus and the six hundred men he outlived. His shoulders drooped.
One man stepped forwards. Eurylochus of Same, his second in command. He picked out a coin from the bag, then held it up in the air. âLetâs hear it for Odysseus, our captain.â
The murmurs started up again, until the sound of clapping came from the middle of the crowd. Polites.
Ghostly tears flowed down Odysseusâs face as more and more men joined in. They all started to move towards him, cheering for him. Cheering for the life he got to have. Cheering for the chance to finally be together as a crew again.
Thanks for reading! Iâd just like to say that my Hermes transportation scene was mostly based on @witless-winion1 âs Ctimene fic.
Hermes: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in Eurylochus: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this Polites: Wasps Athena: Spiders Penelope: Terriers Posideon: Odysseus
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Starfall - Part 3
PREV - DONE
ITS DONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, man this one's been in progress since like November? Between getting a part-time job, commissions, and life stuff, this one took awhile! But I'm so happy with how it turned out!
Thank you everyone for your support (and patience) on my first comic project!!! And your support thus far with this AU in general-I got more comic ideas planned so I can't wait to work on the next one!
As a little bonus, how did Anthea get that giant chalk board down?
They who shall free The One Who Waits everyone.
i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too
Yngyaâs Repose in a nutshell.
@kyoukorpse inspired me to give my period pain to narinder. Like to charge, reblog to transfer.
#Repost @gogreensavegreen
You might be more than one. You might be different ones at different times. đ«¶đœđ«¶đœ you might not be one of these. There are more roles đȘđœ but this is an amazing intro.
You canât just like the idea and envision yourself in one of these roles you have to figure out how to be about it â„ïžđ«¶đœ
Via @deiloh & @fablefulart
via NYPost: Immigration and Customs Enforcement is preparing to launch a âbig fâking operationâ across sanctuary cities â including Chicago and New York â immediately after President-elect Donald Trumpâs inauguration, multiple sources told The Post.
Starting Jan. 21, multi-day âground operationsâ will be launched across cities that have served as safe havens for migrants because the local authorities do not cooperate with the federal government when it comes to immigration issues, sources said.
I love them
Humanization of the Bishops from my AU đ«Š
Everything here is purely my headcanons and how I draw them in their original form
Got.
Got.
such a bratty man gang, canât believe this man got stabbed by Ody 600 times /silly /lh
It's because he's a BOTTO-
jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece
surely nothing can go wrong
mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca
the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted
mico made it onto a plane
ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors
mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed
mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused
the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)
the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday
janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well
anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca
hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme
hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane
anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room
mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying
the fandom believes mico anyway
mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all
troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera
jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video
mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video
jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico
janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above
it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying
TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"
musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
ive been thinking about this a lot
Captain we're all dead
DUVETBOX!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!!!
nari with the shitten
should i make a pupigoat version?