If You’re Old Enough To Remember It, You Just Lost The Game.

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

IT'S TUMBLRBOT!

Tashirojima. I love kitties.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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lion leopard lynx do I win?

animal that starts with L

………..long cat

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

t'challa: we’re stuck in this God knows where universe how are you not worried

peter: she will find me anyways

shuri: who

duolingo owl with glowing red eyes tearing through the fabric of the soul realm reality: HOLA MADREFUCKER DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Genius.

beginning of joke