WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

This whole thing is gold but I lost it at the Southeast food slide.

I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

You want to see something punny ??

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

the fact that danny fenton will never be completely human again really fucks me up

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

It's always a trip checking Mark's Tumblr before Youtube. Like, what does a water demon want with Wade's house? Are the tacos for Wade or the demon? Are they sentient demon-slaying tacos, or do water demons have some extreme fear or fondness for tacos that trump their attachment to Wade &/or his house? Do the tacos and the demon even exist? Gonna find out later today. But until then I have no freaking clue. Anything goes in Mark's videos.

All these low effort memes keep spilling out.....

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