shigaraki: you.. you said i could trust you!!
shigaraki: you said you were a GAMER!!!
spinner: shigaraki... i only play mobile games.
shigaraki: NOOOOO!!!!
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toga: if dabi and i were drowning, who would you save?
shigaraki: you two can't swim?
toga: it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?
shigaraki: my time and effort.
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toga, shooing dabi away: can you go be depressed over there? you're bumming out my whole area.
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dabi, season 6: i'm hot, i'm tall, i'm gay, and i'm in my theatre kid arc
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toga, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with seven expresso shots?
dabi, standing behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine.
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shigaraki, high: the best part of an oreo is the cookie, not the frosting. deal with it.
dabi, also high: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side.
spinner: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie
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toga: ow!
shigaraki: what's wrong?
toga: i have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
shigaraki: it's called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.
Hell nah, I'd like to be killed at the spawn point
Guy who is pregnant but doesn't know what monster is the other father
Probably karma for writing so much Tomura mpreg
You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!
Remember to show this to all your friends :)
Reminds me of school. I had always had a hard time interpreting shit. So I made most of the shit up on the go. Or like try to imagine what I would do or feel, which was actually not a good idea and the reason I was so horrible in that subject
I really thought I'd find something
I think the longest was two weeks that was when I messed up big time as a toddler, and my mother tore my room apart and threw everything out beside my comfort plushies and my bed.
employee of the month
this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures
Danger noodles, dinosaurs, and anime DeathNote is the best. Shigadabi/Wriolette/Matchablossom for life, basically semi-working alcoholic, I am a writer (ItIsIAlex on Ao3)
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