Ain't He A Fancy Looking Kitty

I actually was thinking this was Stanley from Dr. Stone

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.

@chromeeeeeeeeee cause you like Hatsune Miku and I love this show so there

Umm… I am sleep deprived

~Miku, Miku, ooo weee oooh~

Me: Oh? So that's how it's going to be then.... fine. No more Mr. Nice genie.

After you gave your master the standard 3 wishes, you told him to leave the lamp in a place like a women’s shelter or a homeless camp. Instead he sold your lamp to the highest bidder and now you are determined to twist the 3 wishes to the detriment of both your current and former master.

@chromeeeeeeeeee Can we like.... do this please?

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

. . . Guilty!!!!

reblog if you're a writer but would rather drink straight cyanide than show any of your family members your work

WE LOVE STOLAS AND ANGEL DUST OKAY?! WHY WOULDN'T IT GET 1K?!

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

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Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

This is canon people. Try to change my mind

Ford and Mabel Bonding!

because because because,,,

I gotta,,,

I give you one dollar for him. I don't mind glitter. I need this derpy little baby

🔫How many plushies u got, mate

too many but i love them all the same...mostly...

Me: NO! GET THAT OUT OF YOU MOUTH!!! My older brother: *biting a wasp's nest* Me:*screams in anger*

You were born to a brood of hundreds, your siblings all hopelessly mindless and brutal, yet you somehow were born with sentience, now you have to find your own way in a world of monsters and monster hunters.