I Give You One Dollar For Him. I Don't Mind Glitter. I Need This Derpy Little Baby

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

But please only do it if you are of age to do so and understand politics! Cause I KNOW JACK SHIT BOUT IT! So vote for Trump or Kamala! Whoever you chose!

I know this doesn't apply to everyone but if you were planning on voting in the 2024 US election, this is a reminder to register to vote if you haven't already, if that is something you can do

WHY?????? I LOVE SEEING WHO MADE IT!

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

Me:"Corruption in the order?" Them:"Yup" Me:"Can I quit?"

You, a Paladin, have been sent to hunt down a former member of your order, but you now have started to doubt. Your holy light flickers, barely a candle anymore, but theirs? It shines brighter than the sun.

And don't bury the treasure you find either. You need it to buy supplies. And have a water purifer, but if you can't find one, get booze. Water can and will go bad, so these things will save you from dehydration

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

The fact that your drawings already look SO MUCH like the actual way the show is animated is so cool!!!

Currently watching tmnt 2012

Slowly learning how to draw them

I've been in tmnt fandom for sooo long but finally I have a plan to watch the entire 2012 show! I just finished ss2 few hours ago. Totally loved it!!

Apirl: "Do you feel bonita?" Them: "Yes" April: "GOOD BECAUSE YOU LOOK BONITA!"

Get a fire extinguisher. It's getting too hot in here🔥

Exactly: You called?

When you turn 18, you go to the Chapel to summon a Familiar, then your future is decided based on its shape. All you can do is name the creature and then the summoning does the rest. After you name it, the priestesses all stare at you with horror in their eyes, then scream when it appears.

Me: SO SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET IN HERE, LEAVE THIS, AND GET OUT?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!

You’re stuck in a dungeon. you have been in here so long you don’t remember what crime you committed to be thrown in here. The kingdom has long since collapsed, and you’ve been stuck drinking the drips off the walls and eating the rats. One day you wake up to a surprise, a letter and the key.

"You gotta train the damn thing! I've learned that werewolves are like dogs. I just hope this one isn't a chihuahua...."

“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”