Me: FAE?! WHAT THE F-

The bread they bake is just so good that now they have an army of ghost body guards

It is known that the ghosts of fallen heroes haunt their killers and cannot move on until the killer is brought to justice. But nobody is willing to ask the baker why so many ghosts are following them around.

Me: SOMEONE! DUEL ME AND DEFEAT ME!!!!!! PLEASE! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!

You are a terrible mage, yet through pure, dumb luck you managed to defeat an archmage in a duel, thus taking their place according to ancient tradition. Many mages protest against giving such a prestigious position to a clearly unqualified candidate, including yourself.

What color flowers would you like at your memorial service???

birthay

Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.

I just wanna meet Mikey. There's a reason he's my favorite. (here's a hint, I kin him)

Kinda fuckin scary but what the hell

Me: SO SOMEONE WAS ABLE TO GET IN HERE, LEAVE THIS, AND GET OUT?! WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE ME?!

You’re stuck in a dungeon. you have been in here so long you don’t remember what crime you committed to be thrown in here. The kingdom has long since collapsed, and you’ve been stuck drinking the drips off the walls and eating the rats. One day you wake up to a surprise, a letter and the key.

hehehe owo

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

New villain: "All you can do is create support items!!" Me: "From my imagination!" New villain: "Still, just support items you fool!" Me: *creates a a gun* Bang bang bitch

You pretend to be a small-time villain. At most, you annoy the local supers, but your crimes never hurt anyone. To you it's all good fun. Things change when a truly sadistic supervillain invades your turf and murders a few of the supers. No one has seen the extent of your true powers until now.

I actually was thinking this was Stanley from Dr. Stone

“Pierre philosophale” (2013) by Les frères Chapuisat - A stone sculpture humorously juxtaposes a cigarette within a rock’s slit, blending natural form with human artifact.

@chromeeeeeeeeee

They can't contain their silliness