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1 year ago

haha

How the Devin AI software developer 'might' be a scam

How The Devin AI Software Developer 'might' Be A Scam

saying that an artificial intelligence is autonimous is one thing, showing that it is indeed the case is another.

the closing line of the video tells viewers to sent in tasks, so Devin can handle those tasks unseen and send you the results.

okay... but if it really is doing all of this in time, why not just live stream the process at work?

and if deep learning is being used, you should have results you can use, that show the steps the ai took at each decision, a la a teacher asking a student to show their working, so that they can see that they didn't use a cheat sheet, or in this case, that a human operator on the other end didn't do the work for them.

they showed us a prerecorded video of the problem being solved, by now we should know that through the wonders of television, time can seemingly skip ahead by editing out the time between.

they give no explanation as to how Devin solves the issues, they only state that ai can do that you know, which holds as much weight as an illusionist saying it's just magic.

until we can see Devin being given a task and solving it in real time, and a results screen to show the path of deep learning it used, Devin is about as believable an ai software as any sci-fi movie robot.

1 year ago

plam

The Rendlesham Forest Incident

The Rendlesham Forest Incident

Using a modified magnetic junkyard crane, Russian spies were able to listen in on encoded signals, sent via underground cables and using an electron gun, a type of microwave emiter, they were also able to send signals as well, when the radiation produced decayed into a magnetic field, therefore sending an electrical signal down the wire.

The Rendlesham Forest Incident
1 year ago

true

How it actually started

How It Actually Started
1 year ago

aw

A rhino beetle with a pink bow tied to her front horn is walking her pet rollie pollie while carrying boba tea in a ladybug-shaped cup. The rollie pollie has a matching pink bow and pink leash. The background is a light gray-purple gradient with pale yellow stars surrounding them.

A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀

1 year ago

ha

Posting things that Eka's Portal won't understand the significance of

Posting Things That Eka's Portal Won't Understand The Significance Of

right?

1 year ago

this

I just found out the latest idiocy from Eka's Portal's administration.

I Just Found Out The Latest Idiocy From Eka's Portal's Administration.
1 year ago

cute

Snorkmaiden rides on the back of Primadonna’s Horse, a horse with flowers on her body and a long white mane. She wears red boots and red bows on her hair. Snorkmaiden sniffs one of the flowers from Primadonna’s Horse and looks at the dragonfly flying next to them. They are several white hattifatners on the ground. The background is a gradient of green and orange.

Old Moomin fanart of Snorkmaiden and Primadonna’s Horse that I still like 🌷

1 year ago

ha e160b

People outside of my community will never truly understand just how relevant this video is right now.

1 year ago

"mah game is on par"

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1 year ago

yep

Denzel met Randall while Randall was camping out.

So far a start the map locations should be obvious.

They are simply just locations of camps in the area.

Duh.

The various items of apparel are disguises.

Duh.

The knife set is so that the murder weapon can be disposed of.

Duh again.

Denzel worked volunterally with local park staff around this time.

He was responsible for monitoring emergency supply boxes.

These are boxes the size of a lunchbox that contain medical supplies and food rations as well as other obvious survival things like a radio rope and pocket knife for example.

In an emergency these can be used if you're away from camp.

Denzel told staff that food had been taken from these boxes.

Staff said that it happens all the time because people are basically horrible.

While restocking them Denzel did notice someone watching him.

Denzel was able to watch this person without getting caught.

He thought at the time it was odd.

They didn't go to the supply boxes after Denzel had seemingly left.

Denzel said that didn't make any sense at the time.

Surely if they were stealing supplies there was no reason not to.

Denzel reported the guy but the staff did nothing about it.

Turns out that guy was in fact the murderer.

Denzel recalls hearing native American chants on his trip.

Denzel knows native American language from his family.

There's a sort of rule that in certain points in the chant the listener is supposed to respond in a certain way and Denzel out of respect had done so even though at the time he believed he was alone.

Turns out Denzel was actually responding to the recording and the fact that he did so may have saved his life if the killer was actually watching him at that time.

1 year ago

lol

Everyone leaving Eka's Portal right now

Everyone Leaving Eka's Portal Right Now
1 year ago

oh that's what i've been getting wrong.

i keep saying the right things and people hate me.

you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

1 year ago

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Lincoln Wouldn't Stay At This Table. If You Really Knew About His Life, You Would Know Why That Is The

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.


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1 year ago

The pregnant stingray mystery has been solved

so there was a female stingray in an enclosure with 2 male sharks.

somehow it got pregnant.

did the sharks hybridise or was it a virgin birth?

neither!

stingrays can hold their breath for several minutes.

they can also leap and climb to a small degree.

the stingray escaped its enclosure, entered the male enclosure, had some fun, and then went back home.

You cannot make this up.


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1 year ago

Boomer: "Can you imagine kids today storming the beaches of Normany?"

Me: "You were a US child of the 70's, idiot. When the hell were you ever in a war? I was blasting Russians in Ukraine. You can shut the hell up!"

Friend: "So you know at the start of the Twisted Sister music video, where the dad says 'I carried an M16 in 'nam and you carry that guitar'? Sure hurts when they shoe's on the other foot eh boomers?"

OH

MY

GOD


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1 year ago

As a child I had a crush on Bon Bon specifically from My Little Pony Tales. I hate bronies.

As A Child I Had A Crush On Bon Bon Specifically From My Little Pony Tales. I Hate Bronies.

Before you say that having a crush on a pony makes me a brony..

Sir,

I am a pegasister.

I was literally the intended audience.

Also I was born in 2001.

Thems raised me right.


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1 year ago

I just saw a commercial for a fossil fuel company with Mr. Blue Sky as the backing.

How do I tell them that the sky here is not in fact blue and that it's their fault?


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1 year ago

my mind went immediately to the Moana song

Today's Crab Is: Fully Saturated

Today's crab is: fully saturated

1 year ago

as a technical lobster i hate this

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1 year ago

CONTEXT!

So a friend of mine said...

"I was walking my best friend home last night and they really needed to go but we were out in the middle of the street and I didn't want us to get caught by the cops so I picked up the turd and threw it into some random stranger's backyard."


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1 year ago

Corporate businesses love telling the story of protagonists that save people from disasters that the same protagonists were directly responsible for creating in the first place.

I wonder why that is.


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1 year ago

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.


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1 year ago

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

Ever Hear A Ridiculous News Article? How About... "Businesses Are Trying To Copyright The Concept Of

It wasn't even the onion


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1 year ago

this looks like a meme template

This Looks Like A Meme Template
Princess Yue As The Moon Spirit In A Style Inspired By Alphonse Mucha.
Princess Yue As The Moon Spirit In A Style Inspired By Alphonse Mucha.

Princess Yue as the Moon Spirit in a style inspired by Alphonse Mucha.

🌸 This piece is available as a print here! 🌸

1 year ago

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.


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1 year ago

People on Tumblr are seriously arguing about the pronunciation of sauce. Hey why don't you ask the Chinese how to pronounce this guy's name?

People On Tumblr Are Seriously Arguing About The Pronunciation Of Sauce. Hey Why Don't You Ask The Chinese

#I roast my marshmallows with the fires of Hades


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1 year ago

cool

Leviathan, The Master Of The Seas.
Leviathan, The Master Of The Seas.

Leviathan, the master of the seas.

If you like this art, it's already available in my shop! There are prints, t-shirts, notebooks, bags, phone cases, pillows and more here.

Inspired by this.

1 year ago
Eka's Portal Administration Hits Their Head On Another Branch

Eka's Portal administration hits their head on another branch

of the stupid tree


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