Latest Posts by mittens-the-crab - Page 6
ikr
but not like his main one
I made a wretched little beast. I call him the glongus.
nice
What fixating on childhood fav internet cartoons does to a mf 😹
lol
Sewing Patterns // TS Mini Bears
oh my god
not sure about this one but I made it lol -v-'
I was trying to draw them coming from the side and holding the side of the frame kinda thing but it was harder to do than I thought and it didn't come out great. oh well.
prompt list credit goes to @chelledog
yeah
Art trade with @/Thatbirdguy_ on twitter
Had the privilege of drawing one of my favorite OCs of theirs, Knoxal the Echidna!
pop goes the weasel
The completed POOLROOMS series: THE SYMBOLIC, THE SENSORY, AND THE AUTISTIC
i think i could even tell you which one
Sk8tr G1rl 🛼✨
(misiiart 's part of our art trade!)
at least if they steal my oc there'll be no doubt at all.
nobody outside our community has had a mitten crab persona
since the 1870's
Flat color commission for TundraSharks on Twitter!
if we were in water,
my species would run past it
faster than it would notice their presence.
Logic test
You are in a room in Africa
There are two exits at opposite sides of the room
But each exit is being guarded by a snake
One snake is yellow-green
The other blackish in color
One is a harmless olive snake
That you can pass unharmed
The other a deadly black mamba
That will kill you if you get too close
Which color snake do you approach?
i'm a mitten crab
[inhales...]
My two moods are
"I don't wanna be unrelatable"
and
"-so this is what normal people like? Ew."
me, Vaal and the guy with the rasorback persona
have formed our own team for a Sonic Heroes mod
we're going with Chaotic Aqua Hunger Posse
it's a working title
i'm speed, Vaal is flight and the razor guy is power
but we might replace the razor guy with a coral
30 days of Wrasse
Day 1
Green Rasorfish
from the top of their lips to the top of their heads they have a sort of sawblade that allows them to burrow into solid rock to avoid getting eaten by predators.
if you ever try to grab one of these things with your bare hands better get some bandaids ready all the way down their spine they have rasor sharp barbs
would probably make a neat sonic the hedgehog series character
nice
*vegeta voice* i just didn’t care anymore
(commissions open)
well i'm fairly certain we all knew he was sus
how sus was the matter of opinion
Former US president Donald Trump literally said this in court
"Everything I've said is true, except for the parts I invented."
my god
trick or treat!!!
hope everyone likes fried egg gummies 🍳🎃🧛🏻
now this is the stuff i come here to see
I present to you the only known footage of a happy Chinese Mitten Crab
that's it.
i went through thousands of Youtube videos to find this.
well if you mean the one from the idw comics...
TENREC BABIES
i read it in Gilbert Gottfried
and then i realised i could actually do that legit if i wanted
there is already an app for that
Secret Panel HERE 😤 tapas.io/episode/1604196
where the hell is Scott Pilgrim?
It's okay guys! Freddy's just nervous
what if i spell out combos that will make it sound like rude words
Do you think it would be cool if...
the Unknown pokemon said their letter instead of just unknown. lol A would be funny. You find it and it just goes "ah"
slay the otters
what are you implying?
i hate that i know there are many sexy dinosaur animes
and that saying it has gays in it narrows it down to just one
This is a Naomi appreciation post. Reblog to appreciate Naomi. 🧡
bit typical but okay
funky lil doodle of palette...i swear i can never draw him in the same outfit twice lol
their builds as they age go
gorilla
bear
dinosaur
The Takin is such a whimsical herbivore, like God commissioned Dr. Seuss for this one.
having what equates to knife blades for feet
my persona is not that well versed in footwear
oh god i know
what is this nonsense
it's daylight robbery
the packaging still says how to use it
but it doesn't even work
that's gotta be illegal surely
Abmodal Triggers
me: "oh i actually need silica, thanks." [takes silica]
aftons: "WHAT THE-?! where you come from?"
me: "just over there." [points at river]
aftons: [quickly glance at river and look back but i'm already gone]
Did- did they research our memes? or is this a coincidence?
@floppythepony
daw
drawing my beautifol son Keyboard
teleports into shot
honestly, people complain about the silliest things
teleports away
Posting Smash because they got banned during registration and the guy who came up with using this broken-ass admin bot literally gets no b#es fr i checked
also spriting hteir oc was really hard to do (the species literally has 6 jaws) so i want everyone to see it
[no, the Russian guy doesn't count, he's a c#]
EDIT:
fixed a quite frankly bizarre layering issue that involved the character's tail and pixels around it (annoyingly the fixed version looks worse)
if i had one of them
i would name them Mr. Tickles
Phrynichus deflersi is absolutely insane
whip spiders are kinda insane as is but the fact that this one exists in a small area of the map roughly around the Gulf of Aden this creates a naming convention confusion where it's officially known as The Arabian Whip Spider but it's exclusively native to Somalia and even though it's been imported illegally into Yemen, Ethiopia, Tanzania and Djibouti I think you'll notice the obvious fact that none of those locations are in Arabia with only one of them not being in Africa so we're off to a great start.
its torso is thin and flexible 6 of it's legs are twice the length of its torso bent backwards and lying so flat that it shuffles along the ground on its knees while doing the spider equivalent of the splits
its tusks yes tusks are modified into arms that are 4 times the length of it's body with fake hands on the ends of them complete with an opposable thumb
and these work together with the remaining front 2 legs that are equally as long weirdly flexible and for some reason protrude from the spider's neck and have a second shoulder joint immediately after the one attached to the neck
they have one of the smallest mouths next to the size of their body of basically any spider and even with that the teeth are even strangely small for the size of the mouth making the creature almost flat faced
here's pic of one preserved in mid-pounce pose
just to illustrate how crazy a concept that is
and oh yes it can pounce or sort of technically it doesn't so much pounce as it does shuffle along a surface at around 60 mph or 100 kph being able to manoeuvre on a dime during this movement and also conceal itself in tight spaces moving a maximum distance of 5 feet in one of these bursts which we still don't know just how many they can do at a time.
being soft-bodied it can hide in spaces that are even smaller than the size of its thorax and it's strong enough to take down prey such as fully grown rats by grabbing onto them and dragging them to their mouth where their tiny teeth chew through the rat's neck until it bleeds to death.
for scale here's one on a human hand
and here's their prey
to say the spider is strong is an understatement
oh and by the way there's a very similar creature that's local to Southern California
just so you know
and guess what else
i have a friend in the north of England that actually keeps them as pets
oh and if you go to Egypt they flavor their French fries with its urine there