Latest Posts by mittens-the-crab - Page 7

mwah

A gentle reminder

daw

busted!

Sweepy Crittor

lol yes

on that note when was the last playable crab character

other than a game specifically themed around crabs

Tik tok assigned me this fursona

"mam! the humans are still thriving!"

"turn up the dial."

Fascinated by Rain - ciborgen

shared

Yay, a new fish friend

This person likes fish and not like all the normies who just want to eat them.

if you like fish too you might want to check out their page.

true

Sharing a meme I found

I wake up in a human place in human times

me: "i-"

"sweet bajeebus!"

You wake up in an old-timey cabin in the American mid-west just as a cowboy walks into the room.

You: "I must have travelled back to the time cowboys existed."

Cowboy [nervously]: "Wh- what happens to the cowboys..?"

yeesh

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

yeah

the Attenborough is a myth

there's no way he'd

turn his back on his family's fortune

to try to make a better world

that's just ripped straight out of Buddha's book

Attenborough is clearly a derivative work

David Attenborough

The only human worth mentioning

And the most likely candidate

for the reincarnation of Jesus Christ

I don't care who that offends

I will die on that hill

If my death was even possible

will Bili on this

Daily fish fact #38

The difference between pufferfish (family Tetraodontidae) and porcupinefish (family Diadontidae) is that porcupinefish have large external spikes that are always visible, while pufferfish have smaller spikes that only become visible once the fish puffs up. Both can collectively be called pufferfish, which can be confusing.

unfortunately my species don't so

new sona species

If dude don't know what a trout is

there just is no hope

just off the top of my head

bitterling

blenny

blobfish

bluefish

bombil

bonefish

brown trout

burbot

butterflyfish

chub

clingfish

clownfish

cod

convict cichlid

cowfish

devils hole pupfish

discus

dogfish

donkey fish

dory

electric eel

and i better stop there or i'll be hitting the word limit before long

wrong!

Just a reminder

Crocodiles are the main character

Humans are the side villain

seems some of you forget that

haha

now do me

some more cuties in other species and poses as practice! in order from left to right: Jackie for @bunnyalope Skye for @skymachine Tammy for @luftraptor

//please do not repost//

lol

but guess which species will be...

this bix!

oh damn

sona update

i will outlive you all!

life's already hard, no need for shame

well it is his favorite pony

Cringetober 24 - MLP!

Antonymph Fluttershy!!!!!!

attention deficit colorised

as formerly having a persona that went extinct this year...

uuuh..

[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]

a comic based on this post:

same hat has to be the most effeminate coded way of saying it

the masculine equivalent would be something less visual

true romance

Yoshi that egg giving me pedo vibes

that is literally a child

yossy

i think it's from fantasia

Ramona Wultschner on Instagram

what the?

"Fill"ember

Day 1

peanut butter

this stupid commercial for the Reese's Advent Calender

i look at Bili

"you too?"

twitch says there's a ton of people using it

but i can't see any of them

Modi T1 Terminator admin bot strikes again

I know, it's been years.

The same admin bot that broke every social network and yet people still kept using it because its creator was able to sell ice cubes to eskimo was finally used by Twitch.tv today.

Thankfully Twitch aren't stupid enough to allow the software to issue permabans so in a couple of hours the temp bans were reset.

apparently Twitch had manually scoured the banned term library disabling all the stupid defaults such as "see" and "last" only for an automatic update to add the term "jedi".

uci..

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hmm...

oh my god

I just saw this on Five Below's website, best part is the car superficially resembles my favorite problematic Decepticon, Knock Out