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please don’t die i need the klance fanfics

I feel like death, I should ask Shiro what that feels like

-Keith

hehehehehehehehehe

Are you a water is wet believer? (no judgement either way but i thirst for knowledge)

I've been waiting for this question! Okay, so:

Water adhesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other molecules, like how water can stick to hair or paper towels, which is how things get "wet". Water cohesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other water molecules or water-based substances, like when you add water to water. So, whether or not you believe water is "wet" is really based on if you consider water cohesion (attaching water to water) the same as making water wet. In which case, I do not. Thus, water is not wet. But if you disagree with me, I'm open to counterarguments!

i love that he’s my pjo oc’s godly stepdad

The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all

Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?

no 🫶

if i said i was open to lance whump prompts would there be much of an audience…? 😶

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Are you a water is wet believer? (no judgement either way but i thirst for knowledge)

I've been waiting for this question! Okay, so:

Water adhesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other molecules, like how water can stick to hair or paper towels, which is how things get "wet". Water cohesion is the process of water molecules sticking to other water molecules or water-based substances, like when you add water to water. So, whether or not you believe water is "wet" is really based on if you consider water cohesion (attaching water to water) the same as making water wet. In which case, I do not. Thus, water is not wet. But if you disagree with me, I'm open to counterarguments!

Btw Israel let Palestinians celebrate not one (1) holiday in peace. They didn’t grant Christian Palestinians access to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, they actively attacked families who were already starving at Iftar during Ramadan, and now there are several reports of families being killed on Eid al-Fitr—a sacred multi-day holiday practiced by lots of Arabs. It breaks my heart imagining the Palestinian families in Gaza right now, most of whom are spending Eid mourning loved ones who were taken by Israeli strikes. Most of us will never understand the sheer magnitude of that pain.

IM GONNA CRY

Do you guys ever think,

when Percy dies, Grover will die at the same time. But unlike the others, they'll never be reunited in Elysium because Grover's a satyr who never get into Elysium, they turn into a tree.

And, if Annabeth is outlives Percy, she won't just grieve the love of her life but one of her best friends as well, one of the first people who believed in her, outside of luke and thalia.

One more thing, When Percy dies at least Annabeth will know she gets to see him again in Elysium but she'll also have to live with the knowledge that she'll never see Grover again even in death.

And if you don't want to think abt this, then:

Then don't think about her throwing away the collection of tin cans she and Percy probably kept for Grover.

Don't think about her using something from a tin can and thinking "I'll save this for Grover" and then realizing she'll never get to give it to him.

Don't think about her never being able to eat blue food or enchiladas again.

Don't think about her and Juniper holding each other and crying.

Don't think about Juniper momentarily hating Annabeth for getting to see her husband after she dies before forgetting all about her anger because they both lost their loves, damn it!

Don't think about Annabeth "Always Six Foot Ahead" Chase knowing death is approaching and making a list of what she wants to be burnt with so that she can give them to everyone who she has ever cared about. Adding "Tin Cans and Enchiladas" in the list before breaking down again.

Don't think abt Percy reaching Elysium, being greeted by all of his friends, looking around for grover before registering why he wasn't there.

Don't think about him mourning his best friend, his brother even when in Eternal Paradise.

Don't think about it.

ricky when i catch you ricky when i-

Idk if anyone gives a fuck but canonically Annabeth and Percy were in Tartarus for 18 DAYS and also that’s where Annabeth spent her 17th birthday

STOP-

nothing happened in the way i wanted

i still love you i promise

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

the way that half of this is about nico

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

no. /j IM CRYING WVSBJAVENSHEBRHKSUDBEJSJWMEHRJR THE PARALLELS BETWEEN SILENA AND CLARISSE AND ACHILLES AND PARTROLIOUS (i have no ides how to spell it) HEALEP

"Fated For Love And Death" - Selena and Charles

EDIT- [Audio Description: The characters Selena Beauregard and Charlie Beckendorf, from the Percy Jackson series. They are holding each other, eyes closed, with each has a hand extended behind their partner.

Charlie is dropping a match, symbolic to his sacrifice in the war against Kronos and the boats explosion, while Selena holds Clarisse's spear, symbolic to her stealing her friends armour (which she is wearing) and chariot to lead the Ares kids into the final battle in an attempt to right the wrongs she made in aiding Luke.

Their foreheads rest gently together and they hold each other, Charlies hand on Selena's waist, and her hand holding his arm. They are both in their final moments, seconds before death, allowing themselves to bid farewell to their love and life.]

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

i just see this as a gen z moment

What if the reason that percy never felt emotional about being predicted to die in tlo and just being like “if i die, i die lol” and not trying to do something in his last days is because he’s left schools so many times and he’d said goodbye so many times to friends he made in his old boarding schools so this time this was nothing new to him?

In the graphic novels also (which is probably canon since rick must have worked on it) percy made a joke to annabeth casually that she will probably be happy once he’s dead since annabeth keeps calling him annoying?

I like where your head's at! I agree that Percy has grown so accustomed to losing what's important to him that learning he might die on his sixteenth birthday is just an addition to the list. I'd also argue that Percy nonchalantly stating 'if I die, I die' is because he's trying to focus on what really matters (saving the world) and because it scares him so much that he doesn't want to think about it.

yes. i would do both of these things.

“Traveling with a Cyclops,” Luke chided. “Talk about dishonoring Thalia’s memory! I’m surprised at you, Annabeth. You of all people-”

“Stop it!” she shouted.

I didn’t know what Luke was talking about, but Annabeth buried her head in her hands like she was about to cry.

“Leave her alone,” I said.

Annabeth is a lot better than me because if my older brother told me he literally poisoned the only connection to my dead sister and then accused me of being the one in the wrong, I'm pushing him off his damn yacht. No hesitation.  

lmao i cant wait to see that in season three of the show

PEREUS-

OMFG LMAO IM DYING HEALP

headcanon that children of athena do have powers. it's just that of spiderman. but due to their arachnaphobia. they refuse to acknowledge that side of their god-given abilities and rely on intelligence and strategy to survive.

always an angel never a god.

imagine 7 year old annabeth becoming a child soldier and seeing her big sister die and thinking it was her fault. 14 year old luke seeing his younger sister sacrifice her life for his and annabeth’s and getting so angry at the gods, especially zeus for turning his daughter into a tree and hermes abandoning him and his mother when he could have easily helped. percy dragging his unconscious best friend up a hill then seeing his mother ‘die’ after being abused by gabe for so long and then becoming a soldier and basically a water boy for the gods. silena after finding out her boyfriend died and that its all her fault because shes helping luke, the traitor of camp. clarisse getting verbally abused by her father because shes a girl then seeing her crush die in her arms because she wouldnt help. jason after being abandoned by his mother at two and being raised by wolves then having his memory taken away and dying before he got to say goodbye to his best friend. piper after being sent away to a wilderness camp when all she wants is attention from her dad and then he gets kidnapped and almost killed. leo after gaea kills his mom and he has to run away from all of his foster homes. frank after his mom died in war and before he hoes to her funeral he finds out the only thing keeping him alive is a piece of firewood and his father is a god. hazel after dying and spending over 70 years in asphodel before her brother finds her and brings her back from the dead. nico after he realizes he’s gay but he’s in 1920 italy, his mother dies, gets his memories wiped, he’s dumped at the lotus casino, he gets out a goes to a military school, he develops a crush on percy, finds out he’s a demigod, his sister abandons him, he finds out his sister died and his crush tells him, he tries to hate him but he cant because it was his fault that his sister died, finds out his sister chose rebirth, finds out he has another sister and brings her back from the dead, goes back and forth from cj and chb because he doesnt belong, goes to tartarus willingly, gets trapped in a jar for 8(?) days, watches his crush and his crush’s girlfriend fall into tartarus, then not preventing an accidental su!c!de, then watching his best friend die.

always an angel never a god.

as far as everyone was concerned. percy had a year left to live in tbotl. and i know that we didn't see what that like for him because it didn't matter plot-wise. but i would have loved to read it. give me percy who is hardly speaking up at the dinner table. half-asleep and behind on last week's homework. give me percy who is clearly losing the will to live and trudging around the apartment like he doesn't care where his feet takes him. give me percy who is sneaking out of the house and visiting montauk. sitting along the beachside shore. wondering why his only purpose in life is that of a soldier and not of a kid.

same

fuck college…i am going to go be a trout………

lmao (annabeth and nico geek out about it and whrn nico’s in the jar annabeth is just like “NOOO MY MYTHOMAGIC BUDDY I AM GONNA BEAT THOSE GIANTS’ ASSES- oh wait jason and percy alr did okay time to fall into tartarus”

okay, but we know nico is obsessed with mythomagic. but has no one to discuss it with because bianca isn't particularly interested. and then here comes annabeth who's been equally obsessed with the game since she was seven. and these two bonds instantaneously. and over the years, he grows to see annabeth as a friend, not super close but someone he knows he can trust and rely on. and then he realizes they have a crush on the same guy. and he wants a reason, any reason, every reason, to hate this girl who made him feel so seen and validated and known. but he just can't.