I'm Entirely Convinced That The Damn In Ruthlessness Was A Pjo Reference

everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!

Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?

Nico- Slaughtering my en-

Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies

Nico: ...........

Nico: I like to make leo cry

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

- - -

Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

Percy: My only talent is to bring stress

Annabeth: Don't you mean to be stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron, who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Nico: What are you, five?

Percy, snorts: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Nico:

Percy:

Percy: I'm sorry, Please don't kill me