My Favorite Variant Of “really Makes You Think” Is “really Donks Your Kong” And I’m Not Sure

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Genuinely can't tell if this is a call-out or an observation about yourself bc same

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

A true story

great to be in the habit of using they/them for people you don't know who haven't told you their pronouns. extremely funny execution of that when friends they/them my dad

Old coworkers: how are you?? Howve things been??

Me: ohmagosh I've been great!

Also me: *goes home and listens to "Somethings Always Wrong" literally six times in a row*

Ceramic frogs that I found interesting

they’re just vibing!!!!!!!!!

easy witchy tips i have learnt through my craft

writing a protective sigil inside your door to avoid bad energies to enter your room

making sigils by yourself works better because you pour your intention into it and can be a great way to manifest

white candles can replace any candle when doing candle magick

clear quartz can replace any crystal

when drinking your daily coffee/tea, stir clockwise to manifest something and anti-clockwise to let go of something. repeat your affirmations as you stir

salt baths absorb bad energies so having a salt bath once in a while helps with having your energies balanced

write an affirmation in a bay leaf and burn it to manifest it

always keep iron on you for protection

work with the moon phases and transits to make your spells more powerful

keep a sigil in your phone case for protection/manifestation

after giving an offering to a deity, return it to the earth

drink mugwort tea for lucid dreaming/astral projection (don’t drink it if you are pregnant!!)

before you put a crystal under water or in the sun, research about it

keep a dream journal. it helps for lucid dreaming.

put an amethyst under your pillow to sleep better and to recall your dreams

charge your tarot/oracle cards by putting a crystal on top of them while you are not usinf them

mix moon or sun water with your cosmetics for a quick beauty spell

try to do an activity to connect yourself with each element everyday. (ex: a bath for water, walking barefoot for earth, lighting a candle for fire, singing for air)

make an habit of meditating everyday

Can we just talk about how in don’t look under the bed when you stop believing in your imaginary friend they become your boogie man. Like how the loss of innocence just haunts you and you can’t unsee the world the way it is now.