What's Wrong With Him

ok so who’s going to buy me the Seth egg

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

I’m so easily persuaded into a ship. All I need is one good piece of artwork and I’m like, yeah I see it. I approve.

ok so actually I’m in love with Bob

blond Bob Reynolds’s was such a jumpscared omg

stefon funko pop, my love

he’s so cute

thunderbolts* was so awesome. we watched yelena belova blow up a building in the first like ten minutes. we watched ava starr kill a woman and then tsundere her way into saving her new friends twice. we watched alexei shostakov flirt with bucky barnes so heavily that sam felt it from across the world and instantly divorced him. we watched john walker develop self-awareness in real time and fight it the whole way. we put the main cast into the torment nexus for a few hours. and the lesson we learned? you can't run from bipolar disorder, but the power of friendship is still supreme.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE — S50E16 | Jack Black / Elton John & Brandi Carlile

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