Besties I’m listening to the finale while I have the time.
Sam you bloody idiot PICK UP THE PHONE
Celia what plan, what are you going to do
NO Colin FUCK he’s dead Colin I’m so sorry
Yeah Gwen I love you be you fucked up so BADLY
Lena was handling things you now have to deal with all the supernatural bullshit. Laugh while you can your about to have a dead IT on your hands I would say go girl boss but I fear she may have girl bosses too close to the sun.
Archivist on the lift I love that they are getting a lift buddy just you wait
Celia was that a moment of Knowing
What is Sam humming??👀
We want your teeth- bestie you are in the fucking avatar shopping center
Ohhh if it is the TMA Celia I understand why she wouldn’t like doors
Who is the Scottish guy is that Colin no right I don’t think so but I am so shit at voice recognition. This poor guy he had to work the spooky strip mall. But man he is smart, sounds like this universes Joshua Gillespie.
Yeah bribing the taxi man
Oh Oh OH tape recorder I do not know who this guy is. Ohh was that a compulsion. He’s fighting it.
AHhhh the archivist they spoke ahhhh. I love their voice
Bleeding buildings that’s cool but also working a bad job for money that’s so real
Ok ok I’ll do a part 2 later I got work and can’t listen
Ok I’ve been a little busy but wanted to get this out so here’s the basic line up and a small rundown of the characters
It’s going to be under the cut because man this list is crazy long
Jon- Jack Skellington
This is kinda obvious they are both the MC’s of their own story. But more than that, they both have that untapped curiosity and need to know. I mean Jaco had a whole lab set up in the movie. It could also tie back to Jon with his whole “unrelating need for knowledge and distain for boredom” that he talked about having as a child. In this AU I imagine he didn’t grow out of it quite as much as he did in TMA. Although I would still argue that he doesn’t like being bored in TMA I mean while he’s supposed to be “lying low” he still goes out several times to interview people. He also still has some eye magic things like forcing people to tell him things and going all ceaseless watch. But it’s more magic than fear god and I think eyes are a pretty Halloweeny thing.
Martin- Sally
Listen I’m a Jmart girly all the way and I think he fits her storyline so well. He has her cleverness and ingenuity and I can so see him brewing up different poison soups, it’s just like tea. I can’t remember if it’s a cannon or fannon fact that he knits but I think that goes nicely with the whole seamstress thing sally has. I can’t also see him using the detachable limbs thing a lot more to his advantage. Also I think that both him and Sally are mischaracterized to softer versions of themselves and are way more devious than people first think. I would also change his background a bit so his mom is Doctor Finkelstein, but like she is mad at him for his help but still needs it. It’s complicated and I’ll got over it more in her section. But Martin is a complicated guy with his fair share of mommy issues but a good hear and is way smarter than people give him credit for.
Sasha- The Mayor
Sasha has a lot of big changes to her story. First off she is a very competent mayor working more with Jon kinda like a business partner than blind follower. She runs all of the day to day events and basics of running the town. She does all the business and Jon does Halloween essentially. She likes her job and is very good at what she does, and unlike the NMBC mayor she is pretty much the leader of Halloween town. Sasha’s other face the one she flips to is actually Not-Sasha. She looks and acts completely different but everyone still treats her like the same person. It’s a running gag that Non-Sasha looks a little different every time Sasha flips between faces but nobody ever says anything
Daisy- Zero
Yes I know I’m jumping out of order but it will make sense soon. Daisy and Zero was one part actually story stuff and other parts i thought it would be funny. In terms of story she acts like her season 4 self. She’s Jon’s best friend ever since he he found her as a wandering sprit, vicious and more wolf than woman. Think season 5 daisy but if Jon was actually able to save her. Alongside the help of Daisy’s old partner Jon used whatever Halloween magic he has to pull Daisy’s humanity back to the surface. Im thinking they got stuck in the coffin again, I think that would be pretty funny and very fitting. Anyway Daisy is a werewolf shapeshifting spirit, think of her wolf form as a more muscular Zero. Her nose glows in her human form too :). She’s essentially who Jon confides in and calls him and idiot but then tries to help. She has more of a role than Zero did in the film since she can speak. Daisy was also not very impressed at being the one to lead the sleigh but she did it anyway because Jon’s her best friend and she loves him.
Ok so Tim, Melanie and Basira are going to be grouped together because they are the trick or treaters.
In this case the story was changed a lot so the. Characters were picked not really for personality or relations. But more for continuity so they are all more or less themselves just kinda in Halloween town
Tim- Lock
Tim looks good in Red let’s be for real. He would also make the “devilish good looks” jokes you know he would
Melanie- Shock
Melanie gives off the vibes of someone who would dabble in Wicca, like she definitely owns tarot cards. And besides “ the blind witch” is metal as hell and I think she would appreciate it.
Basira- Barrel
I’m not sure what exactly Barrel is but the bones thing he has going on creates a nice tie back to Jack. Which in turn creates a connection between Jon and Basira which could tie back to the two of them saving Daisy. Basira also sees things for what they are, a sort of “bare bones” logic if you would.
Anyway so the reason the 3 of them are listed together is because in this AU they do still work for Oogie Boogie but it’s not consensual. They are all tied to him via a contract and are forced to do his bidding. Tho they often half ass it as a way to get back at him. Melanie is the one to figure out how to leave and that’s when she blinds herself to get out. I’ll go over the implications of this and what it does later in another post.
On to the villain: if you think the whole contract thing sounded familiar you’d be right
Elias Bouchard- Oogie Boogie
He’s mean he’s green, and Elias would love having a gambling aesthetic let’s not kid ourselves. Elias is also the main character villain of TMA and I think it’s fitting that he also gets the main villain role here as well. I imagine his lair to be less giant roulette table and more bureaucratic mansion. Essentially he built his own Magnus institute in the outskirts of town and people can come and test their luck. More of a poker style table than a role of the dice. He acts all fair but instead of eating people he traps their souls in contracts. He is also made of eyeballs instead of bugs and the ones in his head are called Jonah Magnus.
Peter Lukas- Santa
Yes yes I know what this implies but it’s funny. Also I didn’t know any TMA character that would properly fit this role so why not give it to the guy who probably looks like him. I also think Christmas is partially a conduit of The Lonely. I mean what’s lonelier than spending Christmas by yourself. I don’t even celebrate Christmas and I do feel a little left out sometimes hearing how everyone gets together with the their family and I’m not. What I’m trying to say is Christmas makes a lot of people lonely and I can see the Lukas’ taking advantage of that. It’s also really funny to imagine an Oogie Santa divorce going on. Like I’ll give them more scenes because I can imagine the tension and it’s so funny.
Others 
Martin’s mother- Doctor Finkelstein
This one is more due to character circumstances but I think it’s a very complex dynamic. We know from TMA that Martin’s mother hated the fact that he had to take care of her and I wanted to play on that here. In this world she made Martin this the help of a lab assistant who then ran off after an accident leaving her sick and mostly alone ( yes I know sally has a different backstory in long live the pumpkin queen but I haven’t read the book so I’m sticking with just the movie cannon and my own thoughts). She needs Martins help with taking care of herself mostly but she hates him for it. Yelling and belittling him. But she also knows that without him she will probably die so she holds on to Martin tight. Getting mad when he runs off, guilt tripping him into coming back. She eventually does make a new assistant but Martin cuts off all contact with her. He makes a choice for himself and stands up to her and leaves.
Georgie- human?
Georgie was literally the hardest character to come up with because there is no good character to match her with that is majorly important to the plot but Georgie is a big character in TMA so she had to be here. So I came up with the idea of her being human paranormal investigator ( like in TMA except her podcast is her going out to explore places) and winding up in Halloween town. There is a side plot where she meets up with Melanie and helps her escape Elias’ contract. She has no fear due to the transference between worlds and as such is welcomed into Halloween Town. Although she finds herself starting to change and she isn’t sure if she’s still completely human.
All the other denizens are background TMA characters, or other holiday rulers like Nikola as the Easter bunny ( that one wasn’t a mistake capturing her, Tim just wanted a bit of revenge because she stole his brother. Danny isn’t dead just an egg painter now.) I’ll assign more people later
Since it’s getting into the holiday season I’m thinking about my Nightmare Before Christmas TMA au.
I’ve got nothing but a head full of ideas and I don’t know if anybody want to hear about it
But it’s going to be in the back of my mind for most of December
Watching a man go insane tonight
Pyramid Steve human form
Aka a better look at my prev post
Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.
Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”
And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”
Stimming isn’t enough I need to explode
i am NOT calling my son eustace i refuse
(do you think if we bully capcom enough we can make them change it back)
Last day of inktober because the post limit >:(
And yes I do know how late I am with this but I had this done and just forgot to post it, saved it in my drafts and then forgot.
Just listened to the new Magnus Protocol episode um… what the fuck
What the fuck just happened.
I mean the Magnus Institute, Grand Rituals, Dirt Clones??? And then Alice straight up talking to the computer and asking who’s in there???
AND then the end WTF was that?! Gwen going into statement mode I think the creature from the Magnus Institute showed up like ????
Look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, London
Live listening to the new Malevolent episode so long post:
Dude fucking medieval Britain being Kayne’s bind spot is so funny - like what a loser
Alexander!!!! My Boy I love you so much
This peace is not going to last
Oh a weaved basket let me guess the village is going to be totally destroyed and that’s what causes the foul taste in the river or the bad river taste came from the witches nest dumping into the river supple
You walk a path with devils- bestie you guys run had fist into the devils on a regular basis don’t act like all those run-ins aren’t your fault
Nooo Yorick - get bagged idiot I suppose
Arthur continues to be the most conspicuous guy of all time. Congrats buddy nobody does it worse than you
Do you still have your lighter remember the magic lighter
Arthur you trespass on the Daily you where a fucking PI dude
Oh never mind Arthur got his spooky sense and being touched by ghosts apparently he truly is beloved
Arthur was a Boy Scout oh man I forgot about that. What a mental image
Oh yeah Arthur’s super dead parents
Oh man friendship let’s go. Wait Arthur what happened with your friend did die or something. Oh who am I kidding it’s malevolent of course he’s dead
Ohh what else is in the pen. Is it bones I hope it’s bones.
Aw boo it’s just a weird figure dudes you guys encounter those things all the time
Bewildered Englishman I love that
Yeah dude he’s different it’s the trauma. Remember he had to eat a man
But your Kayne’s favorite boytoy that should mean something
Dude I hope they run into their other self’s that would be so fucking funny please 🙏 or like a Catbox situation (does anybody get that reference)
Yeah dude fuck the narrative
You might fail but also like you’re the MC’s so plot armor
Huh difficult to see anything else but the fire- this better not be foreshadowing
The Guy is back hell yeah ohhh what a voice
Arthur does not know how the deal with the fay
Arthur this village is fucking dead there is nobody here
Yeah guys this guy has been through some shit
I think he’s warning you dude you know there are monsters about
Yeah dude the Fay the one you don’t know how to handle
I like this guy he speaks in riddles
I this guy talking about the prince or another Arthur or just regular Arthur
Welcoming is a dangerous thing Arthur
Dude not his biggest trauma
This man is not up to date with modern law procedures man
Ohhh spooky ghost man is a story teller
Dude the foul taste in the water
Self hate for the win 🏆
He is the boy’s vengeance
Oh shit was I right or half right but I knew this guy was ghost guy. I think that’s actually so cool
The witches child?? Or Faroe
Arthur these noises are not the ones I would want to hear when talking about children. Like I know you’re morning but the noises man
Good choice Arthur I would want the truth too but it could be something you know but still
That’s so cool that the ghost kids are so powerful good for you ghost kids
Scratch!!!! Or the goat lady the one who was mentioned in the 1st season I can’t spell her name but I was talking about her the other day
Or maybe just another spooky ghost lady either way in hyped
Fuck indeed you just murder one of her kids and she got a good look at you and who you’re traveling with
You can’t destroy the darkness idiot
Oh fuck is Alexander evil please I will cry if he is
You don’t get a weapon you chose a truth
Yeah man you can’t escape the darkness idiot
Is she why Kayne can’t be here. Is Kayne scared of her please that would be so funny
“He is not what he seems” I can’t tell if this is about Yorick or Alexander the owl it could be both but I love them so much.
Also where was Yorick this episode I missed him he’s not evil just kinda dumb and a plotter and he wants a hand of glory but he’s just a little guy
Arthur are you going to sleep on the ground the forest is going to eat you
William aw what happened to him how did he die horribly
I’m sad this episode was a feeler though I’m glad Arthur got a little peace of mind when it came to Faroe. I can’t wait to see the absolute shit show that must be next episode this one was much too fluffy something terrible must be coming.
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