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hello Jon I am a computer
Oh how I love a Corporate Horror
had to Google what an APV was for this
Ok I’m back I’m walking in a rainstorm but it’s fine
Damn this guy was cleaning up some crazy stuff how do you melt a tooth???
No dude lighters are bad news
Damn avatars in this universe got it together they made an effective food source
That’s not a mannequin my friend
Yeah dude don’t be curious that’s the motto here
Oh the dreams looks like the people here can’t escape those either
I wonder if a web or web variant runs the hilltop center
But at the same time this guy is going o. About stones and it sounds like he’s speaking in rocks so it might be a buried equivalent. (Also damn this is some good voice acting)
She can wait- SAM you fucking idiot you will not get another chance to call her back.
Also Celia is freaking me out especially that “there it is “ the tone of voice sounds so off
And you might relsease another one
Celia why do you sound so unbothered by the gasps(I know why I bet she heard a lot of that in the apocalypse)
WHAT IS IT damn I wish I had eyes
Is it that weird tree thing wtf is it
Almost that is not an answer
Sam this is not the time for a breakdown
Is Sam’s headache related to the object somehow
Also Sam you’re in a rusty quill product you don’t get to know what’s going on
OH WHAT THE FUCK it’s a tear in the universe
Celia you sound like a mad scientist I bet she was a chemistry major all this sounds of balancing makes me think of chemistry.
Also Sam’s totally a sacrifice isn’t he, Celia is going to shove him in the rift to try and take her place
Celia avatar of the web I was not expecting that
What is stopping her 
Oh shit oh shit oh shit that’s the stranger
What The FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON?????!!!! Her voice is tape recorder. Oh shit this is the TMA Celia the fearless one that’s fucking Georgy
Did the archivist say it is time??? What happened to them What is going on?????
oh Alice good luck what ever you are going to find isn’t going to be pretty. What the fuck oh shit it’s the stone statement guy from earlier. We are the Hilltop what??????
Oh Gwen you are so unbelievably fucked but good for you day drinking.
GWEN!!! You don’t even know what the job does!!!! And you still fucking blackmailed your way into it. You are so screwed girl
Oh the glitched phone sounds that is so cool, looks like the connections breaking
What the fuck is that noise
Sam’s fucking gone
Yeah gone in the multiverse man
Dude what a fucking season 1
Honestly what a fucking episode it really did a good job of wrapping up the season. I’m honestly excited for what comes next. (Still no Annabelle cameo so :( but a girl can dream)
Besties I’m listening to the finale while I have the time.
Sam you bloody idiot PICK UP THE PHONE
Celia what plan, what are you going to do
NO Colin FUCK he’s dead Colin I’m so sorry
Yeah Gwen I love you be you fucked up so BADLY
Lena was handling things you now have to deal with all the supernatural bullshit. Laugh while you can your about to have a dead IT on your hands I would say go girl boss but I fear she may have girl bosses too close to the sun.
Archivist on the lift I love that they are getting a lift buddy just you wait
Celia was that a moment of Knowing
What is Sam humming??👀
We want your teeth- bestie you are in the fucking avatar shopping center
Ohhh if it is the TMA Celia I understand why she wouldn’t like doors
Who is the Scottish guy is that Colin no right I don’t think so but I am so shit at voice recognition. This poor guy he had to work the spooky strip mall. But man he is smart, sounds like this universes Joshua Gillespie.
Yeah bribing the taxi man
Oh Oh OH tape recorder I do not know who this guy is. Ohh was that a compulsion. He’s fighting it.
AHhhh the archivist they spoke ahhhh. I love their voice
Bleeding buildings that’s cool but also working a bad job for money that’s so real
Ok ok I’ll do a part 2 later I got work and can’t listen
Brief episode notes
Oh Trever Herbert I missed you so, your voice is less energetic so I’m sad but still nice to see you
Oh so there’s another group that does similar things hmmm
Not the forced diversity photo shoot
Dude Gwen wasn’t kidding about wanting Lena’s job hot dam
Sam’s trauma speed run lets goooooo
Yeah this isn’t suspicious at all bunch of children with no real supervision hmmm
Dude this guy has the weird bone movement like that guy in the first episode
Huh is this a Jonah variant but instead of replacing eyes he is doing a weird mix of the circus and flesh and it just taking handfuls of skin
But also Sam could it be that they rejected you to protect you
Oh damn this is just like Georgie in a way especially with the skulls
Ha dude just Dropped
Trevor Herbert!!!!!!! What the Fuck are you doing here. I’m glad to see you again buddy I missed you!
Using a kind boy for your own personal gain who’s devoted to you. This guy is 100% Magnus
Dude a pre anglefish that’s a cab that’s so fucking cool
Augustus reading an older statement about a weird guy doing weird stuff. Real subtle here guys
ARCHIVIST!!!!! How are you my beloved
Also no distinct code for archivist hmm👀
Dude Chester sounded so robotic this episode
Like last episode I was kinda freaked out about how human Norris sounded but this episode all that humanity was gone. Looks like Colin did more damage than he thought.
Subtraction Soup!
I was not expecting you to make a cameo in today’s episode
Idk if it’s the fact that I’m exhausted but Norris’ voice at the start just sounded so off to me. Like it was so human and idk why but that actually started to freak me out a little bit. My brain knows something’s wrong but it can say what. Or it could be the 3 hours of sleep I got who knows
Chef Jane Prentiss was not on my bingo card but I’m not too upset
Another worm wife joins the team
*sigh* a heart thing and cycling incident
Why must they suffer in this way
Also a being that’s all eyes, good to see we have another archivist on our hands
While I am distressed over this episode,
One thing I am very happy about is that Harlan did not do the sound mixing for this episode
Because in my heart I know we would have been subjected to all the delightful sounds of a stomach “unzipping” so small mercies
Harlan
Harlan why the fuck would you do this to me
I am eating Drywall right now
Fuck this episode
Also Mrs Kelley??
Lena is married how did I miss that, did they mention it and I missed it???
I know I'm super late to the TMAGP 20 party but I need you to know that my first instinct upon hearing that Starkwall used to be called GSR security was to shout out loud, "Gertrude Robinson?!"
Like I know it probably has nothing to do with her but I think it would be funny if Gertrude made a security company for the sole purpose of destroying the magnus institute
Babe wake up a new shipping templet just dropped.
Ok so like what if I was going to therapy and you where the receptionist I saw everyday at the office 👀👀👀
I am foaming at the mouth over the new Magnus Protocol episode
But um what was up with those little audio glitches during Sam and Alice's conversation like... what... I mean its not like audio glitches and static sounds are associated with the supernatural or anything