Kageura: Each Time I Tell You Those Three Words, I Mean Them More And More.

Mizukami: Look, I love you, but I made exactly the amount of cheese and crackers I want to eat right now.

Ikoma: But I only-

Mizukami: EXACTLY the amount.

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.

Tachikawa: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve had to get out of handcuffs?

Izumi: Well, that’s great, but what have you been doing that’s got you arrested so many times?

Tachikawa: Arrested?

Inukai, to Kageura: So what if i love you?

Kageura:Shut up.

Jin: I’m not sure what made me fall for Tachikawa. Him bursting into my room at 3am to sing the beginning of HeavyDirtySoul without stuttering probably did it.

Ouji: What would you do if I got kidnapped?

Arafune: Wait 30 minutes until they return you voluntarily.

Kitazoe: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Kageura: I’m a knife.

Inukai, yelling from across the room: He’s a little spoon!

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Inukai: If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Kageura: If you were a fruit, you’d be a water-moron..