Kazama: Suwa, Did You Do Something Stupid?

Jin: This cereal tastes awful. I bet the milk expired.

Kizaki: That’s because this isn’t milk, it’s chicken broth.

Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?

Urushima: I only take cash or credit.

Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.

Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?

Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.

Jin: I’m not sure what made me fall for Tachikawa. Him bursting into my room at 3am to sing the beginning of HeavyDirtySoul without stuttering probably did it.

Kitazoe: I saw Kage and Inukai hugging and then I realized they were choking each other and was like okay, that makes more sense.

Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!

Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?

Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.

Yotaro: Can I get a cursed fact about space?

Hyuse: If you go there you die?

Kizaki: Yesterday I overheard Hyuse saying “ are you sure this is a good idea? “ and Yotaro replying “ Just trust me “ and I have never moved from the hallway to the living room so quickly in my life.

Kizaki: If you ever need anything, I’m available 24/6.

Chika: Don’t you mean 24/7?

Kizaki: No, Saturdays are for date nights with Kazama.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!