Kitora: I’m Hurt That You Have Such A Low Opinion Of Me, Kuroe.

Commander Shinoda: Alright, how are you two going to explain yourselves?!

Tachikawa: Verbally or Physically?

Jin: Well, I'm gonna say verbally, because judging by Commander Shinoda's tone, he might not be in the mood for the dance we've prepared.

Kitora: I know I’m not perfect.

Kuroe: You can say that again.

Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.

Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.

Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.

Minamisawa: Mizukami told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?

Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….

Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.

Usami: ThrEE.

Ikoma: A lady just dropped a steak while I was at the store. I said “ whoops, now it’s ground beef. “ She didn’t laugh or seem slightly amused but that’s show biz baby.

Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

Kitora: Sometimes I think you’re not taking me seriously.

Kuroe: There are times when you think I am taking you seriously?

Mizukami: No! Bad Idea!

Ikoma: There are no bad ideas. Only great ideas that go horribly wrong.

Yuma: I hate the way you pack my lunch.

Kizaki: Maybe you should pack your own lunch.

Yuma: [ Packs 32 Oreos ]

Kizaki: Maybe I should pack your lunch.