THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM.COM UPDATE!!!!

RAAHHHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!This is an excellent lore!I love how it takes inspiration in gnosticism and jewish folklore!the design is perfect,he is so beautiful and deadly.

I also have my own version of samael,but you can ignore.i also yap alot so sorry if it is too much.

Questions

What is his dynamic with god,lucifer,the archangels,adam,lilith,cain and charlie?

Does he oppose charlie's redemption?or supports it?

What is his importance in heaven?

Backstory of his alter-ego and what is called

Character design lore(why his wings are black,halo is red and has thorns/horns motif,etc.)

What is his biblically accurate form?

Can i yap about my version?some of it is similar as yours but not quite

My version is like this(you can just ignore it)

He pretends to support charlie's redemption only to sabotage it and actually oppose it so he can punish sinners by manipulating charlie thinking he is supporting her.which is half true and half lie by challenging her with subtle moral dilemmas and luring charlie to redeem people that are irreedemable(ex.he will question charlie why she does not want to make a warlord enter the hotel,when jesus let people like paul in.)

his role in the fall of man was that he was the one who planted the forbidden tree also known as the tree of death or good and evil.that bears fruit of forbidden knowledge.

He is an atheist because god thinks while being absolutely disgusted at the idea of him having nonbelievers,anything that is not his is the works of nonbelievers(god's prototype idea of the devil even before lucifer born) and since there is a void before him.that void is repurposed as "samael".this void is also a realm where he is absent and all his failed creations go.a reference that samael in kabbalah is a realm of doubt,insanity and failed creations at the tree of death.

Samael is repurposed despite being the literal absence of god as god's vengeful hand.also known as the left hand of god(left-god)

He is the archangel of death,retribution and vengeance.he has two swords named revenge and avenge.he is formerly the warden of purgatory that soon to be hell and now the prosecutor.

He is also doing god's dirty work.from killing the firstborns of egypt,to stopping abraham from sacrificing isaac only to replace it with a sheep,beating up jacob/israel.and even doing the punishment instead of god as that will make him not so all-benevolent.samael is known as the destroyer of sinners.aka the first exterminator.

He also has your design but more black and wears a prosecutor uniform with a stole that resembles a priest like yours but black instead of white.mine has a halo that is like an atom is black but glows white like lute's halo.he is also the one who gives adam his army at first helps adam but in reality will worship adam as the "image of god" and exploit adam's flaws (subservient women to please his ego,letting him name them as adam do in the animals in eden,etc.)that gives adam this frat boy personality and why he thinks everyone shall worship him at the end of hh season 1.he hates humanity as much as god when he flood the earth.

He is not the father of cain tho.he is instead the guardian angel of cain when he is in exile who basically kills anyone who harms cain.and he is also the one who kills cain as his first soul exterminated as he is the 700 fold vengeance commanded by god that is stated in the bible.

He will be the anti-thesis to charlie's whole redemption.and calls her an anti-christ,never her name.call out her mistakes and failure.basically the satan of the satan.and just like how jesus christ is tempted by satan in the bible for a test.he will do this to charlie as a test.he will shatter charlie's view of heaven and hell with his atheistic beliefs like how useless the endless war of heaven and hell,heaven and hell is not forever or how all of these are mere phantoms,fairy tales so charlie can focus more on the sinners he called egoists.he always warns charlie by comparing her mistakes to the bible(ex. He will compare charlie's slay of the exorcists and adam with mentioned bible verses(matthew 10:34,luke 19:27),making her a hypocrite and expose charlie's savior complex.)

He last name is SufferingStar (etymology of disaster) to contrast the morningstar.

Our atheists are pious people -max stirner

Basically this is who he is,a pious atheist so charlie cannot use the heaven/hell discourse to him and cannot use any religious texts.it must have a scientific evidence and actual redemption which charlie severely lacks.

Say hello to my interpretation of Hazbin Hotel's Samael! Contrary to popular belief, while their may be some theological traditions which assert Samael and Lucifer/Satan are the same entities, the former is largely a separate figure entirely! Although he's typically recognized as an Angel of Death, I decided to go a different route and turn him into Heaven's unofficial "Angel of Doom." He's effectively the deliverer of divine disaster, as well as the very embodiment of God's own hate which they purged from themselves before the universe's genesis to ensure their holy immaculacy. My Samael is pretty much the unlucky bastard who does all of God's dirty work — a job that no doubt gets pretty stressful after a few thousand centuries of doing it, hence why he sorta kinda developed a distorted alter-ego to help him cope with all the carnage, chaos, and cataclysm he invokes on a regular basis. If anyone's curious about him and would like to ask any questions, feel free to hmu!! I desperately crave the opportunity to yap more about him... 🎨: https://www.instagram.com/eve.motherofall/

So, I finally read flatland and decided to grab snippets that stood out which turned into using my entire work lunch break to explain flatland to two of my co-workers the amount of energy that goddamn story rattled my brain with is too much

flatland reference spotted (now that i'm looking for them) anyway the rest of this is the reactions i had to reading it the first time enjoyed spamming @falsekingfrancis about it and i think i'll put it down here too

probably get some shit wrong but anyway (tw: mention of eugenics among the other fucked up shit in flatland)

maybe later i will rant more about this- probably a sticky note on what might be similar to Euclidea and Flatland and the differences (like bill and his parents having arms and legs whereas flatlanders had no limbs, that kinda thing)

i don't think i'll watch the animated versions of flatland tho, the story had enough to tide over my thoughts for a while

Hello!i am thinking of creating my own subfandom known as deicide.of course I wanted to make my own fanfic of continuation of realicide(i am very sad it got discontinued but it is what it is.)

You guys can reply and repost as much as you want.here are my ideas

Egoist will establish the union of egoists

Cultcom will encounter senatorialism, illuminatism and more

Realicide version of neoliberalism is metamodernism?

Ontolologism

The versions of the fringes in realicide are called the unhinges as an inside joke (avarationist,soulist,kraketocracy,hive mind collectivist)

Deicide(yeah so like we will kill all gods even anti-gods lol)

Anti-theists(Anti-thesis)

Atheist(New atheist)

Apatheist

Agnostic

Misotheism

Absurdism

Anti-Anti-Theists

Basically any religion, spiritual or such philosophies

Hey! I love your Bill AU with his parents still being alive! Seeing Bill, Ford, and his parents in funny situations is making me giggle! And the art is very scrumptious :D Like their human designs just make me wanna pick them up and squeeze them /pos

Also, Idk if you've been asked this, nor am I sure if you're taking asks/requests right now, but I would love to see Bill telling his parents what happened right after Ford dumped him broke off their deal in this AU (/nf /gen)

If you can't, I understand 110% :) But either way, I just wanted to say (again lol) that your art is great and I like your silly little AU! I hope you get 10 of your favorite foods :3

hehehe love it :D I’m always open to asks and AU things so don’t even worry about it 😁😁

Furthering his delusions 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

I found another one!!!

Type bill's home dimension, Euclydia

Scalene

Irregular

Euclid

God

Sex (lol)

Universe

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too

Mama's boy

Cipher family headcanons expect sometimes my headcanons sound like episode scripts

•Scalene and Euclid got married on paper because they couldn't afford a wedding for being lower class. But even then it was the loveliest night of their lifes

•Euclid was a soldier in the military and hurted his right leg causing him to use a cane when walking. He still goes on missions but doesn't has an active role in wars since he's more like a long shooter. His vision is very sharp and clear. An excellent shot.

•He took Bill shooting once and with his mutation, Bill accidentally lifted the gun and shooted "up"

Euclid's friends were confused where the bullet went and he quickly tried to cover it by saying the bullet got stuck

This happened 3 times.

He was so stressed at that time but once they got home and were having dinner they all laughed about how it went

•Scalene is blue Euclid is red colored

•The statics voice in thisisnotawebsite talking about the sky is burning the murderer's name is Bill etc are Euclid's. The male voice

•The rockabye billy lullaby is something Bill hears from the statics most of the time

•Scalene had overprotection issues, he was scared of someone hurting Billy I mean everybody already mocks him all the time

•One time Bill tried to fake being blind in order to make his parents happy that the medicine was finally working but got caught a week later catching something from falling. It was so embarrassing no one talked about it even in that moment. They just learned

• One of the first tricks Bill learned after being conscious about his powers was to regenerate an eye, scared of losing it or getting it hurt

The individual panels to that bill edit I did today cause I'm proud of them actually

OMG!!!I am so excited for this!

"Centricide the VN" will be coming out sometime next month! (exact date TBD)

stats for the current build v

I would apologize for it taking a year to make but at this point I'm just glad it might be finished during my lifetime.

what happens when you type into the computer (BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS)

HELLO THE WEBSITE HAS UPDATED and different things happen when you type things into the computer on the screen. if a character/word isnt relevant the computer gives a red X. so far i've found:

stanley: takes you to an ebay search for brass knuckles

mabel: adds stickers to the set. you can keep hitting enter until the the room has been "fully mabelized"

ford/sixer: a case file on ford's extra digits

soos: a long set of notes about how soos is doing running the mystery shack

dipper: a note presumably from bill to dipper "informing" him that he can decode messages by staring into the sun. if you enter his name multiple times bill urges you to keep looking with words of encouragement as each note becomes progressively blurry and splotched with black until the entire notecard turns black

bill: this youtube video (and no it's not a rickroll)

gideon: an audio recording plays of gideon humming/scatting to the tune of "we'll meet again", ending with a whispered message of "i love you, mabel"

wendy: a note pranking you with the the 👌 emoji

mcgucket/fiddleford: the cotton eye joe music video

pacifica: a warning note about the book of bill mabel made her write

robbie: chat messages between him and thompson as they prepare to summon bill (as mentioned in tbob) with an image of their encounter

tad strange: the computer plays clips of bread being sliced set to jazzy instrumentals. this enables the glowing red button on the computer to turn green to switch the bread videos on and off at will

blendin: a message appears on the screen reading "time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

weirdmagedon: a newspaper page from the gravity fall's gossiper utilising the "nevermind-all-that-" act and stating "nothing happened" that day

axolotl: text onscreen appears: "you ask alotl questions"

T.J. eckleburg: text onscreen appears: "never mention that name again"

cipher: links to a wikipedia page about triangles

blanchin: pulls up a youtube tutorial on how to blanche vegetables

triangle: one half of a parenthesis appears on the computer ")"

dippy fresh: links to this image

mystery shack: links to a google search for confusion hill

gravity falls: text appears onscreen reading "never heard of it"

portal: text appears onscreen reading "portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one"

theraprism: a notice sign appears- "in case of (coded words) do not use elevators" with a graphic of a person and a cthulu like monster on stairs

blind eye: an eye chart utilising the same string of letters- "WKHBOOVHH" that gets smaller each line, paired with blocks of color- the cursor turns into a "zoom in" tool that actually just makes the page blurrier with each click

creepypasta/horror: an entry on the urban legend "the always garden"- a liminal space/backrooms style restaurant anomaly

alex hirsch: links to a google search for flannels

toby determined: links to a google search for restraining order

dorito/chip: a dorito slowly enlarges on the computer screen and then becomes a jumpscare of a toothy bill, who periodically screams for a bit before the video finishes

love: pulls up the romance novel, clicking starts an audio recording of the book

death: text appears onscreen: "life's goth cousin"

book of bill: text appears onscreen: "hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

life: text appears onscreen: "life: 72% complete. now loading: death"

baby: an ultrasound of a baby bill in a womb and a message congratulating you

pines: text appears onscreen: "a good family tree"

weird: a video of weird al yankovich appears on the screen, he's confused and shouts for bill to get him out of there

waddles: links to a pig adoption website

mickey/disney: text appears onscreen: "rat.gif censored for your protection"

ducktective: text appears onscreen reading "ducktective stars in 'love, quacktually', coming to 'oi, it's the cockney channel innit?' this fall"

mason: a note from dipper about ford teaching him anagrams, plus a coded message with that technique

tyrone/clone: a picture of the janky dipper clone with a message that he's yours now

matpat/game theory: a video of matpat and a conspiracy board, he turns to say "hello internet, you're on... you're own... good luck" as he holds the book of bill

skeleton: text appears onscreen: "the one with the sword! he found you!"

scary: pulls up a parody goosebumps book "spookemups"

divorce: pulls up a logo for "o'sadley's'"

music: enables you to click the dial, clicking the dial plays loud static

math: bill recounting an encounter he had with plato

conspiracy: a video of charlie day in a tin foil hat rambling about the website's previous state, holding the book of bill

okay that's all i could find for now, at least until the codes get decoded, they might be relevant too